Archive for the ‘google’ Category
The Week in Screen Captures
Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….
…THE INTERNETS
mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles
Time Travel Mongoloid
Our beloved incoming searches.
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time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
pete doherty bitch nigga Read the rest of this entry »
What’s wrong with you people?
It’s that time again, kids! A list of RationReality’s favorite incoming searches, linked up to the related posts and/or in-site searches. Oh, yeah, and a picture of boobies, too. Read the rest of this entry »
My shit’s on random
Lots of my arts that never quite made it into posts.
I lol’d Ghandi, because I’m a bad person. Read the rest of this entry »
An open letter to Chrysler
Dear Chrysler,
On Wednesday, September 12, 2007, I was checking the MySpace page I maintain for this website, when a Google AdSense advertisement caught my eye. It seems we can learn more about the genocide in Darfur, and perhaps even help save the lives of children by buying a new Chrysler. Read the rest of this entry »
Your First Source for Chicken Labia
Random Awesome Comment:
I’m starting to think, everything I need to learn, I do from here. – Stiletto on All your Lego are belong to Jesus
We get alot of interesting incoming searches at ЯR. The best of these we check out ourselves. When I saw Chicken Labia, I couldn’t resist. We’re number one, fools! (For now…the googles are fickle) Read the rest of this entry »
Great googlie mooglie
It’s that time again, kids!
Our favorite incoming searches, this time linked up to the related (?!) posts…
In the year 2045
People have asked me why I chose WordPress to host our site.
I love WP’s stability!
That’s right folks, in the year 2045, there will be a 30 minute window where I won’t be able to access my account. Short notice indeed! Read the rest of this entry »
Charity Orgy at the Aids Factory: Film at 10
Big Gay Pride Orgy, tonight 10pm.
Admission is $20, but if you’re hott I imagine you can get your STDs for free. All profits go to charity, naturally.
Check out this email I got from an equally disgusted anonymous source, who also informs me that the building is known to locals as “The Aids Factory”, inspired by its lovely graffiti.
You people disgust me
Here at RationReality headquarters, we have a nifty little box that tells us the search engine terms you filthy fuckers have used to find us. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I’m going to tell your moms.
- mature hanging labia
- slut delivery girl
- pelvic exam movie
- mail genital tattoos
- modesto hookers
- self-performed oral sex Read the rest of this entry »
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