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Tom Corbett is a Cam Queen

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

January 24, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Reason #18 Why I’m Going to Hell

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The Earth is suffocating… Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won’t be buried alive.
— Last words of Frederic Chopin

My mother and I have always had a difficult relationship. Mostly because we’re both evil, controlling bitches.  When I was 13, I “came out” to her, just to make her cry. She didn’t.  She said something like “so I guess you won’t be needing your birth control refilled.” Read the rest of this entry »

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December 16, 2007 at 9:59 am

In deepest sympathy (Die soon)

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We’ve got a shiny new multiple-choice greeting card available for you to not buy because you’re a cheap bastard.

 Outside: (Flames) In deepest sympathy

Inside:

I’ve just heard that you’re
going the hell for being
□gay.  □jewish.  □a furry.
□ugly.  □an asshole.  □dead. 

□Good luck with that.
□Stay away from me.
□Die soon.
□Wanna go out sometime? Read the rest of this entry »

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December 13, 2007 at 9:28 am

Shotacon with Tom Corbett

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November 15, 2007 at 7:19 am

Tom Corbett : Double Docking

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November 7, 2007 at 6:41 pm

Sex between Men before Homosexuality

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October 15, 2007 at 10:35 am

Bagpiping with Tom Corbett

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October 9, 2007 at 6:59 am