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The Earth is suffocating… Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won’t be buried alive.
— Last words of Frederic Chopin
My mother and I have always had a difficult relationship. Mostly because we’re both evil, controlling bitches. When I was 13, I “came out” to her, just to make her cry. She didn’t. She said something like “so I guess you won’t be needing your birth control refilled.” Read the rest of this entry »
We’ve got a shiny new multiple-choice greeting card available for you to not buy because you’re a cheap bastard.
Outside: (Flames) In deepest sympathy
I’ve just heard that you’re
going the hell for being
□gay. □jewish. □a furry.
□ugly. □an asshole. □dead.
□Good luck with that.
□Stay away from me.
□Wanna go out sometime? Read the rest of this entry »