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Santa Claus: He’s Evil Now

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I don’t have anything interesting to say today, so here are some pictures of my dog being strangled by Sandy Paws.

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May 7, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Love Carrots

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Love Carrots and Other Vegetables is a photo blog about loveable mutant veggies, coupled with clever observations. Proving once more the internet rule: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

Don’t fret, yam-munchers — They got vaginas too …

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April 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm

The Amyl KnightRider

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I was bored so I made this. I made this because I was bored.

Amyl Knightrider
If you huffed poppers all day, you’d talk to your car, too.

Base images: 1,2,3,4

 Related posts: Tom Corbett: Amyl Nitrite – Fucking Hoffstyle – I love the Danza –  420 in Poohville

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March 2, 2008 at 6:25 am

Happy fun time with Charlie Manson

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Fun with Charles Manson quotes! 

The wacky words of Charles Manson, taken to literal extremes with really poor photo manipulation.

I’m the pope. I’m ten times the pope. I’m sixty times the pope.
But I’m the pope in the hills and in the mountains.
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February 21, 2008 at 2:13 am

Time Travel Mongoloid

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Our beloved incoming searches.

own the mantle
It’s now officially lame to
use the slang ‘own’.
Thanks alot, AmericanGreetings!

time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
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February 8, 2008 at 5:27 am

A Child’s Guide to Nihilism

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I’m too lazy to write, so look at these nifty pictures I found:

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January 30, 2008 at 3:42 pm

The O-Face Game

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It’s that time again: Crappy Catalog Season. I hate those tree murdering,  mailbox overfillers, but I can’t help flipping through the more colorful ones.  Especially Spilsbury. Their products are flimsy crap, but shiny flimsy crap, so that makes it ok. This may be the most awesome novelty game ad ever:


How long can you hang on? Both contestants grab hold of a handle, then prepare for shocks of increasing intensity and duration. Shocking Duel will sort out the men from the boys!

Excuse me?

More crappy posts about shitty gifts:
Jesus Saves … guitar picks? – The Nipple Extractor – The Scat of Luxury – The tiniest Santa

We just switched themes, so expect some complications. Please let us know of any issues.

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December 2, 2007 at 3:17 am