Time Travel Mongoloid
Our beloved incoming searches.
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time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
pete doherty bitch nigga
the feeling inside of prostitution <- Bah! Everyone knows hookers don’t got no feelings!
vedeo with noises from vagina being fuck
slick rick porn
naked charity calendar
urethral fucking
HOW A MAN PUT HIS COCK ON A WOMAN’S PUSS <- don’t fret. When you’re old enough to do it, you’ll know how.
rabbit in a can
“wolf in heat urine”
quickest way to lose weight ana mia <- That would be ‘amputation’
Camera Inside Vagina
search engine that translate normal word <- ??
catcher in the rye tattoo <- seriously?
Thomas edison a racist?
how to write a good suicide note
tree erotic clipart
what is a werecoon <- wanna take this one, Keywork?
boys seeking naked sexy girls <- I’m drawin a blank
sexy naked wimmen
Self Pleasure Videos
sex between bitch and man
“fucking his dog” “video”
pete doherty how you annoy me <- It rhymes. That makes it true.
creative sex toys
transexual midgets
Who’s the number one Google image for jenkem? We are, fools!
I’m facinated by others’ facination with jenkem, so I asked SEOHack if there was a way to know its rank as a google keyword. I know nothing of search-engine-optimization, so I had some difficulty ‘splainin.
Me: i wanna know what percentage of google searches are for jenkem
or a rank compared to ‘gay porn’ and ‘circus pussy’ and all the other things people are searching for
SEO: http://www.google.com/trends?q=jenkem%2C+gay+porn%2C+circus+pussy
I love when people take me literally. Oh, and then he showed me a picture of a guy fucking a cow in the nose.
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I like the “how to write a good suicide note” one. I also like how one of the results is a suicide note generator.
Actually, it’s kind of morbid. But that’s okay. This is the Internet, after all.
Cody
February 8, 2008 at 5:33 am
Slick Rick Porn? …ewww
Learn Me Fisting?–Whaddaya need a book? Some diagrams, maybe? It’s not a difficult concept.
Naked Sexy Wimmen? Musta been Early Cuyler.
Urethral Fucking is going to haunt me all day. Ow! That has to hurt in ways I don’t even understand.
Soylent Ape
February 8, 2008 at 7:22 am
beats ‘black motherfuckers’. I swear that turns up on my blog about as much as ‘bikini party girls loving muslims’. Regoddamnediculous.
keywork.
February 8, 2008 at 10:19 am
This was supposed to have been posted right after Christmas, but I kinda forgot and left it in the queue. I updated the searches tho. The #1 for jenkem thing is old — I just checked and we aren’t anymore. Glad I got the screen cap!
The ‘man fucking a cow in the nose’ pic has been pulled by tinypic, and I don’t have it on my drive. Hopefully SEO will still have it and I can update. It’s a very important picture.
The Bagel of Everything
February 8, 2008 at 11:20 am
I’ll bet it was important to the guy doing the fucking. Especially if that cow licked his balls.
micky2
February 8, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Well, I’m glad my one contribution to you was bringing you more people interested in “Urethral Fucking”.
Too bad the guy fucking the cow’s nose is gone…
Yesterday, I saw a picture of a guy lying face first under a meat grinder filled with penises, one of which was his. I know what your thinking, and of course you need something to wash that down with, right? Lucky for him, a friend was willing to help out by pissing into the hopper so that he didn’t have to get up.
Now, I’ve seen meat grinder pissing porn before, but never extreme BDSM meat grinder pissing porn.
Meat grinder porn is fantastic… I’m sure of it.
Jim
February 8, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Jim
Give it a whack.
micky2
February 8, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Jim: It’s been pretty popular. I think I could get into mead grinder porn…got any without the pissing? I loved the meatgrinder scene in Max.
Also, how do you know one of the penises was his?
Micky: I’ll give you a whack!
The Bagel of Everything
February 9, 2008 at 6:44 am
Bagel:
Sade made my wee wee sore
micky2
February 9, 2008 at 10:47 am
You shoulda worn a rubber. There’s no tellin what a washed up 80’s popstar might be carrying.
The Bagel of Everything
February 9, 2008 at 12:57 pm
My hand is an 80s pop star ?
micky2
February 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I google image searched “Jenkem” and found the following site:
http://jaboon.wordpress.com/
I’ve got a new bookmark!
Kevin
February 9, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Kevin: I know, it’s awesome isn’t it? Did you see the Jenkem Stew post?
That about sums it up
And yeah, we aren’t #1 for jenkem anymore :(
The Bagel of Everything
February 10, 2008 at 12:53 pm
The cow pic is back!!!!
Thanks again, SEO!!!
The cow pic is the best pic :)
The cow pic is back!!!
February 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm
wow. that’s one big pic of a guy fucking a cow in the nose.
seohack
February 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yes. Yes it is.
The Bagel of Everything
February 12, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I wonder if he ended up wipng cow boogers off his dick.
Or if the cow blew a wad of cum out his nose, ha ha , bless you.
micky2
February 12, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Yes, micky. That’s where milk comes from.
You should see where chocolate milk comes from.
(Don’t even get me started on strawberry)
The Bagel of Everything
February 24, 2008 at 6:04 pm