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Ration Reality Comics: Why Mommy Drinks

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Written by jessecuster

July 31, 2007 at 10:46 am

You tell anyone, I’ll kill your family

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I can’t for the life of me figure out why ichc doesn’t want my lolcats. I mean, it’s a family site, and here’s one about family love! What gives, chz?

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 23, 2007 at 12:39 pm

Ration Reality Comics: Retail Therapy

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Written by jessecuster

July 12, 2007 at 1:37 pm

Chernobyl Zoological Park

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Two more of my lolcats for your geeky pleasure.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 10, 2007 at 2:21 pm

Official Campaign Headquarters – Zombie Reagan 2008

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Saturday, 07 July 2007

Washington, DC


In a press conference held today at near the base of the Washington Monument, it was announced that the reanimated corpse of Ronald Wilson Reagan (R – California) will be running for President of the United States in the 2008 election.

The spokespersons for the Committee for the Election of the Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan stated that the campaign was in its early phases.  They were not ready at this time to make any disclosures about their campaign financing, but stated that ‘funds are really low,’ and that it would be very expensive to hire a competent practitioner of Voodoo in order to raise the corpse and maintain it in a non-decomposing state.

The 2008 Zombie Reagan campaign’s official headquarters will be co-located with the noted “humor” and sarcasm blog Ration Reality

The motivation behind the campaign is clear: “The Republican Party today simply doesn’t have very many good choices.  McCain might as well just switch his party affiliation – he’s a jackass by nature, might as well start using the symbol, too.  Romney, he’s a little bit of a space cadet,” said Ration Reality Spokesman Jesse Custer. 

Bagel of Everything fielded the Giuliani question:  “I don’t like him.  He fucks around on his wife entirely too much, and besides, he smells like stale pepperoni.”

 When asked about Fred Thompson, Custer had this to say:  “On the face of it, Senator Thompson seems like the best candidate of the currently living.  People are comparing him to Ronald Reagan.  That’s why we thought, ‘why bother with a copy, when we can just go to the source,’ so we decided to simply raise the corpse of Reagan himself.”

 One of the potential campaign slogans being discussed is ‘Better a Corpse than a Clinton,’ which can be purchased on a bumper sticker (pictured below) available from campaign headquarters for a nominal fee.



Further information will be distributed as it becomes available.  Campaign volunteers are requested to sign up at the bottom of this page.  Press inquiries may be directed HERE.

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Written by jessecuster

July 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm

Ration Reality Comics: A Little Bit of the Old In-N-Out!

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Written by jessecuster

July 5, 2007 at 1:23 am

Lolstranauts be in your spaces

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i has a tenshunim in ur papers bein better than uwut button for parashootthe cookie sagaits stuck in my poopergoin to moon brblolstronauts badge

Jesse and my bagelicious self started working on these a month ago, and kinda…forgot.
I think we’re the first to do this. If anyone else has done it, please let us know so we can share in the lols!

i has unibrow

Surprise Buttsecks

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 4, 2007 at 4:00 am