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Autofellatio Kitten Loves You

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Art is the gift of God, and must be used unto his glory.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Auto-Fellatio Kitten Loves You
♥ Autofellatio Kitten loves you. ♥

Related posts:  Happy fun time w/ Charlie Manson – Inappropriate Clipart – My shit’s on random


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May 11, 2008 at 8:30 pm

The Circumcision of Jesus

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The circumcision of Jesus
Loltheist made me do it. They’re a bad influence on my artistic integrities!

Related posts: Ode to My Husband’s Missing Foreskin – All your Lego are belong to Jesus

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January 10, 2008 at 5:03 am

Lolkill, the holiday edition

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December 18, 2007 at 9:16 am

LolThulhu: Cthulhu was the only thing left

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Pets? Check! – Astronauts? Check! – Robots? Check! – Roadkill? Check! – StarTrek? Check! – Softcore gay Porn? Check! Tony Danza? Check! – Programing languages? Check! –  Depictions of Christianity in Classical art? Check! RSS blog feeds? Check! A specific monster god from an old horror novel? Ohhhh! I think I foun… No, wait… Cthulhu = Check!

It’s official. Everything has been lol’d.  Someone hurry and invent new things so they can be lol’d! Oh, and for the record: We are merely innocent web surfers. We sooo didn’t do this. Read the rest of this entry »

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December 7, 2007 at 1:05 am

Happy Hanuchihuahua!

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happy hanuchihuahua
It’s Hanukkah, and I’m here to say:
You killed my Lord, but that’s ok!

Happy Hanukkah to you!
May the Hanuchihuahua bring you the best basket of stupid chocolate coins and lame wooden toys ever!

Now, go read this: Save the world, pitch your menorah!

At times such as these, is it really that wise to think that we could save the world through FEWER prayers? Apparently some environmentalists think so, as they are encouraging Jews to light one less candle for Hanukkah.

Also, it talks about saving the world via unhygienic sex.

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December 4, 2007 at 4:50 pm

LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader

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It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good.  – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.

Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1

Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 15, 2007 at 12:34 pm

My shit’s on random

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Lots of my arts that never quite made it into posts.

I lol’d Ghandi, because I’m a bad person. Read the rest of this entry »

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October 14, 2007 at 2:15 am