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Warm fuzzies crawlin’ all over me

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In a pitiful attempt to win our favor, loyal ЯR participant Keywork has written a cloying review of our beloved website. It seems he’s such a big ass-suck fan, he could do nothing but praise our groundbreaking family website. Enjoy, friends! 

You Can Have My Ration.

Ration Reality. I stumbled upon this incoherent, slimy sac of anal seepage a few months ago. And I can tell you this: don’t visit this blog, Bagel has syphilis. Yes, the editor, Bagel of Everything, has syphilis. Frat boys beware. Never in my life have I ever read such horrible propaganda. Let’s look: Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 28, 2008 at 8:35 am

Crossword

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It’s an ЯR trivia crossword puzzle. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 25, 2007 at 4:36 am

Dictators upholding my pants

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fidel castro belt buckle

Fidel Castro Pewter Belt Buckle

Found this today on Amazon. I want it, and I don’t know why.

I’m going to throw some site news at you. If you’re new around here, don’t bother — you won’t care. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 2, 2007 at 8:56 am

Is this really the best we can do?

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fuck youWe got tagged. Fuck you very much, WPMB!

I think I’m supposed to list our 5 best posts. I’m not really sure, as I didn’t actually read it. We’re a 3 person team, so we’ve each chosen the best of our own work, plus one of our comics and a contributor post.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 9, 2007 at 12:46 am

Lol Feeds: hahahaha … wait, what?

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LolFeeds: Lolcats for every occassion

My new favorite thing.

RationReality RSS feed on random cat photos   <–just click it

All the pictures below are linked up to the related posts.

Please note that these are RANDOM pictures, captioned automatically from our feed.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 4, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Everything that has ever been funny ever

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This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 2, 2007 at 3:55 am

Our readers are lazy

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You people have been slacking.

click for the submissions page
Submit your work

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 29, 2007 at 4:57 pm