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Guide to Genital Play and Torment

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family jewels cover As an angry feminist, I love kicking men in the balls and pricking their scrotes with rusty pins. It doesn’t turn me on, but it sure makes me happy. Thanks to the magic of the internets, I’ve discovered something wondrous: there are men who not only enjoy such treatment, but will pay dearly for it! 

To prove to myself this wasn’t just internet lore, I went in search of hardcopy evidence. There is a damned fine mess of books out there on the subject; I think Family Jewels: A Guide to Male Genital Play & Torment is the one for me. Unfortunately, I was able to dig up precious little information about this book.

Here’s what the publisher has to say about it: Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

May 9, 2008 at 2:47 am

The Pop-Up Kama Sutra

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April 15, 2008 at 10:29 am

Retrotainment vol.1: Fletch

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Retro-tainment: Media You Might Have Missed – Vol 1: Fletch

Meet Irwin M. Fletcher: an investigative journalist/pussy magnet in the City of Angels with a quick wit, a basketball jones and a devil-may-care attitude. Sounds like an old mystery book character, right? Well, he is. Author Gregory McDonald created Fletcher (AKA “Fletch”) back in the 70s and, over the course of 20 years, wrote over 10 novels featuring the wise-cracking, womanizing character, winning a couple of Edgar Allen Poe awards along the way. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

April 14, 2008 at 3:06 pm

Posted in books, humor, movies, nostalgia

Books that Exist: The Shit of God

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

March 28, 2008 at 2:29 am

Books that Exist: Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix

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Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix:
Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus Alpha After His Death

(Yes, that’s Phenix. WTF is a phenix? Is that anything like a phoenix?)

 Hiroyuki Nishigaki is the author of four books in Japanese, including How to Attain Silent Knowledge. A female inorganic ally gave the author the ability of space travel at age of 10 and 56. His first space travel was at the age of 56.

Check out these excerpts:  Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

March 8, 2008 at 10:02 pm

How to Read a Book

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February 5, 2008 at 4:28 am

Books that Exist: A Hand in the Bush

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm