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Vice President Jokes about Incest

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Vice President Dick Cheney has once again lived up to his first name. It happened Sunday at the National Press Club on Monday, Jun 2, where Cheney was congratulating the winners of the Gerald R. Ford Journalism Prizes for Distinguished Reporting on the Presidency. When responding to a reporter’s inquiry about his family tree, Cheney noted that he had relatives named “Cheney” in both his father’s and mother’s families. To drive his pointless point home, Cheney made an attempt at “humor” (something a guy like Cheney shouldn’t be trying to do, anyway) which thoroughly pissed-many of the residents of a key state in the ’08 Presidential race. The exact quote: “So I had Cheneys on both sides of the family and we don’t even live in West Virginia!” Quickly, Cheney jovially qualified his statement, saying “You can say these things when you’re not running for re-election.” Really? Thanks for clearing that up, asshole. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

June 10, 2008 at 11:54 pm

Posted in humor, news, politics

Word of the Week: Odious

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Homosexuality. Obesity. Online Dating. A hairy guy with a gold chain and weird red patches inside his thighs.  Nothing wrong with any of those things. Yet when you put them together, the result is…. odious.  

nice farmer's tan

GayChubbyDating.com. Go there. Refresh the page a few times to cycle the images.
Masturbate and/or vomit, as nessesary.

Previous !Word!s: Mondegreen – Blepharoplasty – Cordyceps – Jenkem – CILF – Fursecution  

Written by The Bagel of Everything

May 23, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Autofellatio Kitten Loves You

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Art is the gift of God, and must be used unto his glory.
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Auto-Fellatio Kitten Loves You
♥ Autofellatio Kitten loves you. ♥

Related posts:  Happy fun time w/ Charlie Manson – Inappropriate Clipart – My shit’s on random

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May 11, 2008 at 8:30 pm

Under a bushel

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I almost never post random shit I’ve found on the web, but this one was irresistible. Found on anonymous image hosting site, tinypic.com. Due to the nature of the site, I don’t know who to credit. If you know who made it, please let me know, so that I may offer him/her a year’s supply of unprotected sex.

Related posts: I have a new lamp – Love Carrots – The O-Face Game

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May 3, 2008 at 5:57 pm

Rape Play with Tom Corbett

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April 30, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Symptom or Sista?

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Symptom, or Sista’ ?
It’s a game, and you can play!

Some of these are from babynames.org’s list of African-American baby girl names, the remainder from Wikipedia’s list of medical symptoms. Can you tell which is which?

she wants you
Amusia
Renell
Cachexia
Melea
Tachell
Somnolence
Hematuria
Koyana
Akathisia
Cyiarra
Bradykinesia
Pyrexia
Afyia
Malaise
Larhonda Read the rest of this entry »

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April 24, 2008 at 7:32 am

12 ways to kill a weekend

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can you taste the difference?

HE SAID, SHE SAID: Twelve Things to do on a Slow Weekend

Soy’s list:

12. Tackle an Olympic torch-bearer for peace.
11. Walk through your neighborhood, picking fights.
10. Set up a model railroad layout and blow it up, Gomez Addams-style.
 9. Sleep like a motherfucker! Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 18, 2008 at 9:26 am

Posted in humor, life hacks, list