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Porn is AWESOME

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I love porno-puns. Check it:

pirates of the carribbean

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 4, 2008 at 7:42 am

Posted in nsfw, parody, porn, ribaldry

Lame Secrets

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“I give handjobs for money, but I’d do it for free”

“I married a black woman to prove I’m not racist”

“I’m sleeping with my son’s wife” 

Admit it, you love PostSecret. You read it everyday. You wish you had a dirty little secret to share. Most people just aren’t that interesting. For many of us, that’s our biggest secret.

“I’m normal”

Good luck getting that on the front page. Fear not, my boring friends. We here at RationReality believe you are just as worthy of voyeurism as those filthy sin-mongers. To that end, we present: Lame Secrets.


I had soup today. (thx, anonymous contributor) Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

February 18, 2008 at 11:53 am

Tom Corbett is a Cam Queen

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January 24, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Voyeurism with Tom Corbett

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

January 4, 2008 at 5:48 am

The 12 vids of Christmas

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Since RR will be taking a few days to celebrate Christmas and New Years, we thought we’d leave you with a few vids to get you in the spirit, Ration Reality-style! (Read only one each day–that way, it’ll seem like we’re continuing to post things daily, even when we’re getting wasted on egg nog and Everclear.) Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

December 22, 2007 at 4:22 pm

Depp vs Hasselhoff

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 Saturday, I made a last.fm account (go be my friend, loser). I’m not sure what I think about it yet, except that it showed me this:

Pantera’s Fucking Hostile – An asspie’s interpretation
A broken pikachu, Heir Fritz, the outer toe! Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 17, 2007 at 11:28 am

Shotacon with Tom Corbett

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

November 15, 2007 at 7:19 am