Archive for the ‘comedy’ Category
We’ve all heard the legends: If you look in the mirror on Friday the 13th (or Halloween, or any random day, really), and you repeat, “Bloody Mary” 3 times, the tortured young soul who took her life on that unfortunate date will reveal herself and creep you the fuck out (or kill you, possibly). How much stock to put into such a legend is entirely up to you.
Well, legend has it that once a year, 3 very lucky individuals have the opportunity to “party” with a fellow named Iceland Jeremiah Jeremiah Jones who sports a twink haircut and a confounding T-shirt–but only if they: Read the rest of this entry »
“I think, in all probability, Wilma Flinstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived”
“We’ve turned the internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms.”
This is why Coupling is my favorite cancelled britcom.
In this clip, Steve is being teased about a vhs tape Lesbian Spank Inferno, which his g/f found in his vcr.
At first I thought it was something common, like Montezuma’s revenge…
Yo momma is like a brick: heavy, hard, and laid by mexicans.
Yo momma so crazy, she makes pi look rational
Yo momma so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo momma such a dog, she licks peanut butter off yo cock
Yo momma so gullible, she goes to church every Sunday.
Yo momma so dumb her shoes say TGIF – toes go in front
Yo momma so broke, one time she splurged on a can of soup with the label still on it.
Yo momma such a cocktease, Soylent Ape is raping her right now
Yo momma so skanky she gives family discounts.
Yo momma so trash, she goes to community collige