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The Pop-Up Kama Sutra

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April 15, 2008 at 10:29 am

Love Carrots

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Love Carrots and Other Vegetables is a photo blog about loveable mutant veggies, coupled with clever observations. Proving once more the internet rule: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.


Don’t fret, yam-munchers — They got vaginas too …

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April 9, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Porn is AWESOME

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I love porno-puns. Check it:

pirates of the carribbean

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April 4, 2008 at 7:42 am

Posted in nsfw, parody, porn, ribaldry

The Amyl KnightRider

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I was bored so I made this. I made this because I was bored.


Amyl Knightrider
If you huffed poppers all day, you’d talk to your car, too.

Base images: 1,2,3,4

 Related posts: Tom Corbett: Amyl Nitrite – Fucking Hoffstyle – I love the Danza –  420 in Poohville

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March 2, 2008 at 6:25 am

Time Travel Mongoloid

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Our beloved incoming searches.

own the mantle
It’s now officially lame to
use the slang ‘own’.
Thanks alot, AmericanGreetings!

time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
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February 8, 2008 at 5:27 am

Bagel Surfs the Web: Homemade Sex Toys

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Creative? Bored? Horny? Boy, do I have somethin’ for you!
Homemade Sex Toys – DIY dildos for DIY sex!

The toys on the site are broken down into 2 categories: Toys for Men and Toys for Women. With 12 entries in the men’s category, and only 3 for the ladies (I’m not counting “blanket pull” —  that’s just lame), the website seems bent towards the male reader.  The illustrations totally make up for it: Read the rest of this entry »

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January 23, 2008 at 10:53 am

Free Hookers in Prague…with a catch

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While selling sex is legal in the Czech Republic, one Prague brothel, Big Sister, won’t sell it to you. It’s free. You walk right in, choose your girl, sign a waiver, and bang the night away– all for free. No catch! Unless you count that waiver… Read the rest of this entry »

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January 17, 2008 at 10:57 am