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Three Christmases ago, I got my first charm bracelet. It’s a sweet little silver thing with a kitty cat charm. I’ve never cared for jewelry, but I adored my bracelet. I expected I’d get more charms for it on future holidays, but I didn’t. The charms on a charm bracelet are supposed to represent the interests of the wearer. A bracelet with only one charm doesn’t say alot of good about my personality. A single kitty cat charm SCREAMS “crazy cat lady!”
So I powered up the internet machine, in search of mass-produced charms more fitting a unique individual like myself. Wow…
My bedroom doesn’t smell badly enough. I’d really like it if you could find time to defecate next to my bed more often. Also, please be sure to scratch in the litter real loud while I’m sleeping, if you’d be so kind. To facilitate this, I’ve bought you a lovely nightstand-cum-litterbox.
Your loyal servant,
I found these hygiene helpers yesterday, while Kevin was taunting me re: my preference for keeping my salad untossed.
Canus Li’l Goat’s(e) Milk Fruit Fragranced Crayon Soap
How many wrongs can you find?
We’ve got a shiny new multiple-choice greeting card available for you to not buy because you’re a cheap bastard.
Outside: (Flames) In deepest sympathy
I’ve just heard that you’re
going the hell for being
□gay. □jewish. □a furry.
□ugly. □an asshole. □dead.
□Good luck with that.
□Stay away from me.
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