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Bizarre Commercials, Volume 6

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Up to this point, we’ve illustrated ads produced with the intention to sell products. However, there are some television spots that are just out to make people aware (and, possibly, still sell sell products, but not in such an obvious manner. They’re called Public Service Announcements (PSAs) and here are a few of the more bizarre ones.

* G.I. Joe on Petting Strange Dogs

The National Child Safety Council created several animated PSAs to run at the end of episodes of the G.I. Joe cartoon series back in the 80s. This one cautions youngsters of the dangers of petting animals you don’t know. Admittedly, this is a fairly innocuous subject for badass military functionaries like G.I. Joe to bring up. Perhaps Mutt really wanted to say “you should never pet a strange dog because it’s loaded down with enough C-4 to blow your fuckin’ ass back to Beirut, numbnuts!”, but standards and practices thought it was a little harsh. Anyway, knowing is half the battle.

* Heavy Metal with a Social Conscience Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

June 2, 2008 at 5:32 am

Homeboys in Outer Space

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Opening from an actual mid-90’s UPN sitcom


I love blacksploitation almost as much as I love sci-fi.
Seriously, kids. Even I was offended.

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April 21, 2008 at 6:43 am

The worst thing on youtube

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March 20, 2008 at 5:40 pm

In Japan, Coffee has You!

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Japanese bathe in chocolate, wine, tea, and coffee.

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March 7, 2008 at 11:15 am

Posted in japan, news, video, world, youtube

iJoy: Ridin’ Dirty

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If ‘shit eating grin’ is ever a word-of-the-week post, this guy will be our shining example. 


iJoyRide(nDirty): You know you want one. Read the rest of this entry »

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January 25, 2008 at 9:34 am

Bizarre Foreign Commercials Vol III

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British Car Commercial


The scene is set. A shiny, cramped-looking car parked in an unassuming neighborhood beguiles a poor kitty-cat with its open sunroof. The cat’s natural curiosity compels it to stick its head inside when the glass closes on the cat’s neck, ultimately decapitating him. This gruesome ad tells me: “Buy a Sportka…if you want to find a cat’s head in your front seat one day!” I’m surprised the British Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals hasn’t waylayed this killer car off of the market. Seriously, they say serial killers start first with animals. Get this psychotic car off of Britain’s motorways! Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

January 16, 2008 at 10:21 am

Posted in humor, video, world, wtf, youtube

Bitches Love Soylent Ape

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In honor of Soylent Ape‘s birthday, I’m posting his favorite youtube:
Mindless Self Indulgence’s Bitches, set to Pokémon clips. And guess what!? It doesn’t suck!


Good job, thebuttmaster — I’m sure your mommy is proud.

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January 6, 2008 at 6:10 am