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The Week in Screen Captures

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 Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….

…THE INTERNETS


mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

March 26, 2008 at 10:44 pm

The Myspace Suicide Massacre

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 Deviant told me if I didn’t post this, he would flirt with me until I hanged myself. Threats are hot.


The entry which you are about to read is a fictionalized reinactment of the tragedy which befell a pair of suburban families, in particular Megan Meier and her non-existant Myspace boyfriend Josh Evans… For them, an idyllic summer afternoon myspace exhange became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history.

The Myspace Suicide Massacre!!!

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

November 21, 2007 at 10:15 am

MySpace Manners as Interpreted by a Little Kitten

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Advice from Discouragement Kitten

DK RULESQuestion:
Dear Discouragement Kitten:

I have a MySpace etiquette question I would like to ask you. If your “friend” has a profile song that you really really like, is it rude to put the same song on your own profile? And if so, is there a statute of limitation, with when passing, said act would no longer be considered rude or “biting”?

Sincerely,

Manners confused

Answer:
Dear Manners confused:

What the fuck ever gave you the idea that I’d be a good source for proper fucking etiquette?  Is my blog titled Dear Fucking Manners Kitten?  No, it’s Schadenfreude – Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 15, 2007 at 11:41 am

An open letter to Chrysler

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 Dear Chrysler,

On Wednesday, September 12, 2007, I was checking the MySpace page I maintain for this website, when a Google AdSense advertisement caught my eye. It seems we can learn more about the genocide in Darfur, and perhaps even help save the lives of children by buying a new Chrysler. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 14, 2007 at 9:01 am

Dead 50s: Wasted, Unfaded, Semi-educated

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ЯR             September’s Official Band: The Dead 50s             ЯR


I wear my pride on the inside, and I wear my coat when it’s cold.
Don’t mind my striped tube socks. It’s only harmless fun.
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Written by Soylent Ape

September 12, 2007 at 7:14 am

Making MySpace useful

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Yes, bloggers. There is a use for myspace.

Aside from all the trojan-infested ringtones you can download, myspace is a great image host.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 1, 2007 at 11:36 pm

Pedophilia: funny, or just plain wrong?

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taking father omallys love muscle in my little boy butt was sooo worth it

Discouragement Kitten made this. Her lolcats are always so much more offensive than mine. I love DK. If you use myspace, go make friends with her, and leave her a comment. She will send you her lolcats.

While you’re on myspace, go add RationReality too!

But first: READ THIS!  Our good buddy Deviant has written an article that might just be too offensive to post on RationReality. I never thought that day would come. I would sooo touch him where he pees.

-bagel

Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 27, 2007 at 10:22 am