Warm fuzzies crawlin’ all over me

In a pitiful attempt to win our favor, loyal ЯR participant Keywork has written a cloying review of our beloved website. It seems he’s such a big ass-suck fan, he could do nothing but praise our groundbreaking family website. Enjoy, friends! 

You Can Have My Ration.

Ration Reality. I stumbled upon this incoherent, slimy sac of anal seepage a few months ago. And I can tell you this: don’t visit this blog, Bagel has syphilis. Yes, the editor, Bagel of Everything, has syphilis. Frat boys beware. Never in my life have I ever read such horrible propaganda. Let’s look:

Crossword

It’s an ЯR trivia crossword puzzle.

Dictators upholding my pants

Fidel Castro Pewter Belt Buckle

Found this today on Amazon. I want it, and I don’t know why.

I’m going to throw some site news at you. If you’re new around here, don’t bother — you won’t care.

Is this really the best we can do?

We got tagged. Fuck you very much, WPMB!

I think I’m supposed to list our 5 best posts. I’m not really sure, as I didn’t actually read it. We’re a 3 person team, so we’ve each chosen the best of our own work, plus one of our comics and a contributor post.

• The Bagel of Everything: J.D. Salinger is Naked
• Jesse Custer: Chocolate Soldier
• Soylent Ape: Hip-Hop Hitler
• RationReality Comics: Mommy, am I going to hell?
• Contributor: Freedom of Speech Strikes Back by Deviant

Lol Feeds: hahahaha … wait, what?

LolFeeds: Lolcats for every occassion

My new favorite thing.

RationReality RSS feed on random cat photos   <–just click it

All the pictures below are linked up to the related posts.

Please note that these are RANDOM pictures, captioned automatically from our feed.

Everything that has ever been funny ever

This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

 

Our readers are lazy

You people have been slacking.

Submit your work

Charity Orgy at the Aids Factory: Film at 10

Big Gay Pride Orgy, tonight 10pm.

Admission is $20, but if you’re hott I imagine you can get your STDs for free. All profits go to charity, naturally.

Check out this email I got from an equally disgusted anonymous source, who also informs me that the building is known to locals as “The Aids Factory”, inspired by its lovely graffiti.

Super Mario Speaks!

 So yesterday, I’m making my daily visits to our blogroll (you people DO actually visit your blogroll links, right?), and I’m commenting and laughing with my bloggy friends. Until I got to P.

Pants and Fire

 I almost fucking died.

I missed half of this video because I was laughing like Michael Vick at a dogfight.

Friends with Knives

Last night I dreamed that I had a friend who worked at a disposable plastic utensil factory. She brought me a case of reject knives that had been made too sharp. They were sharp indeed, like Ginzu sharp.

I wish I had a friend like that. It would be awesome.

The possible spoon malformities have amused me all day.

You Are a Pinky

You are fiercely independent, and possibly downright weird. A great communicator, you can get along with almost anyone. You are kind and sympathetic. You support all your friends – and love them for who they are. You get along well with: The Ring Finger. Stay away from: The Thumb

What Finger Are You?

-bagel

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