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In deepest sympathy (Die soon)

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We’ve got a shiny new multiple-choice greeting card available for you to not buy because you’re a cheap bastard.

 Outside: (Flames) In deepest sympathy

Inside:

I’ve just heard that you’re
going the hell for being
□gay.  □jewish.  □a furry.
□ugly.  □an asshole.  □dead. 

□Good luck with that.
□Stay away from me.
□Die soon.
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Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 13, 2007 at 9:28 am

Everything that has ever been funny ever

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This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 2, 2007 at 3:55 am

Word of the Week: Fursecution

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WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.

IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.

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Written by jessecuster

July 10, 2007 at 4:26 pm