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Symptom or Sista?

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Symptom, or Sista’ ?
It’s a game, and you can play!

Some of these are from babynames.org’s list of African-American baby girl names, the remainder from Wikipedia’s list of medical symptoms. Can you tell which is which?

she wants you
Amusia
Renell
Cachexia
Melea
Tachell
Somnolence
Hematuria
Koyana
Akathisia
Cyiarra
Bradykinesia
Pyrexia
Afyia
Malaise
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Written by The Bagel of Everything

April 24, 2008 at 7:32 am

Black-Off

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Frustrating as they may be, there are some questions that every human being struggles with. We struggle to find satisfactory answers to queries like: “Who am I?”, “Why are we here?” and “Why do Caucasian office workers in business attire seem so funny to people when they act gangsta?” Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Soylent Ape

February 10, 2008 at 2:19 pm

10,000 black men walk into Philly…

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…and reduce crime.

That’s the punchline Philadelphia Police Commissioner Sylvester Johnson is hoping for.

It’s time for African-American men to stand up,” Johnson told PhillyDailyNews. “We have an obligation to protect our women, our children and our elderly. We’re going to put men on the street.”

A key architect of the strategy is Dennis Muhammad, chief of security for Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan, because everyone feels safer around muslim activists. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 14, 2007 at 11:27 am

That’s just wong!

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RationReality.com -- it's just wong.

Minorities + The GIMP = Fun for the whole family

 Lately, it seems I’ve been picking on the proud African race.
(Ex: 1, 2, 3)
To make it up to ya’ll, I’ve made this.
Should balance the scales, doncha think?

Photocredit/Future Plaintiff: Rosheila

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Castrating Harpy or Tard-Fisted Baconbitch?

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm

My Take on Larry Craig, and Other Penis-Related News

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Sergeant David KarsniaItem One. Larry Craig.

I’m sure that pretty much everyone knows the story here, right? Republican Senator from Idaho, arrested in an airport mens room in Minneapolis-St. Paul for soliciting sex from a cop?

Well now, wait just a damn second.

First off, I want to say that, even as a Republican, I do not personally give two shits about whether or not Craig is a pillow biter. It just doesn’t fucking matter to me. That’s his business. That’s not even the interesting part here, though. There’s a whole lot more, that’s a whole lot more interesting.

What actually happened here? Read the rest of this entry »

Written by jessecuster

September 5, 2007 at 11:32 am

Freedom of Speech Strikes Back

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Alright kids. We got us a contribution from a real live gay person! Don’t be afraid, my friends. In many ways, teh gheys are much like real people. Except for that whole sodomizing our children thing.

I read Deviant’s highly offensive blog several times a week.  This entry had me laying on the floor gasping for air. LOTFGFA?! There’s an acronym that’ll never catch on…

You did hear about the Isaiah Washington controversy, right?

-bagel


Deviant


Freedom of Speech Strikes Back
or
Introducing Guest Blogger Isaiah Washington
Y hello der! This be am Isaiah Washington, ex-star of Grey’s Anatomy

Now now now lookee here. I knows I frightens you with my big black booming black voice, but do nots be afraids, I nots gonna kill you!

I was a victim! I be bamboozled!

I’s here to shoot some brief shit with youse, seeings as how Deviant be too lazy to write now, on account o’ his too busy sucking them cock, faggot!

Oh noes, I didn’t mean to call him a faggot cuz he gay! I meant faggots meaning happy!

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Written by rationrealitycontributor

July 19, 2007 at 4:39 am

White People Need Not Apply, says Mass. Cabinet Secretary

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Well now. It’s always entertaining to read when government officials say stupid shit, but this is some of the most egregiously stupid shit I’ve read about in a very long time. I mean, it’s on a par with ‘nucular’ for just outright stupidity, and it could qualify for a whole new category of prize, since it represents the official position of a department of government.

From the Worcester Business Journal:Stupid Massachusetts Government OfficialStupid Massachusetts Government Official

Suzanne M. Bump, Massachusetts secretary of labor and workforce development, said she could staff her entire operation with solely white lawyers

[snip]

“I could fill my office with white lawyers,” Bump said. “We’re choked with applications from them. But they’re not going to get the job done.”

[snip]

Bump offered her remarks last week at a forum on diversity in the workplace held in Natick, co-sponsored by the MetroWest Alliance for Workforce Diversity and the MetroWest Chamber of Commerce

Now, I’m just gonna jump right out here and call bullshit. Isn’t the whole idea of our anti-discrimination laws that the color of your skin does not determine whether or not you can ‘get the job done?’ I mean, anyone that works in Human Resources in any capacity will tell you that you don’t get to pick who you hire or let go based on their race, gender, age, or what body part they’d rather get fucked with. And now a government official not only steps up to the plate and (a) admits that it’s her practice to do so, but also (b) extols it as the only way to ‘get the job done?’

Some people believe that the concept of ‘reverse discrimination’ or ‘reverse racism’ does not exist, and quite frankly that it cannot exist.  To those people, I offer up this challenge with respect to the above-linked article.  Re-read it, but every time that the word ‘white’ appears, substitute ‘hispanic’ or ‘African-American.’  Are you finished yet?  Now are you pissed?  Great. 

This is not about white power, or supremacy, or any other bullshit about how white people are better … it’s just about equal fucking protection.  Same rights that everyone else gets.  It is flat out fucking illegal to discriminate against anyone based on race. For the Massachusetts laws, see Title XXI. For Federal laws, shit. Title VII of the CRA, and the CRA of 1991 are good places to start.  Hell, Massachusetts is working on some new laws prohibiting height / weight discrimination.  Watch out – in a little bit here, the whole ‘you must be this tall to ride’ or ‘weight limit: 600 pounds’  may be illegal!  But … it’s perfectly legal to not hire white lawyers because ‘they’re not going to get the job done.’

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