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Real Life Superheroes: Tothian Strikes Back!
STOP THE PRESSES! The man, the mystery, the enigma, known as SUPERHERO has spoken!
Here at Ration Reality, we take threats very seriously. Very seriously indeed. And all the moreso when the threats come from a superhero!
As a result of some of our recent posts, exposing the subculture of underwear perverts (these can be found HERE and HERE, and as always, thanks to contributor Hurricane Sluttina for writing the original piece), there’s been some bad blood between us at Ration Reality and the league known as the HEROES NETWORK. Sadly, after an honest attempt to open a dialogue with them, Bagel and I were both banned from their site.
This is the email that I received:
Bagel received a similar one, and it appears that Tothian would prefer to save the really harsh language for use on girls. Read the rest of this entry »
Lolstranauts be in your spaces
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Jesse and my bagelicious self started working on these a month ago, and kinda…forgot. I think we’re the first to do this. If anyone else has done it, please let us know so we can share in the lols! |
Real Life Superheroes: The Revenge
STOP THE PRESSES! The man, the mystery, the enigma, known as SUPERHERO has spoken!
THE SEQUEL TO THIS POST CAN BE FOUND HERE.
The other day was one of those rare occasions when none of the four of us had anything to say, so we threw up a post from a guest author, the inestimable Hurricane Sluttina. Her post was about Real Life Superheroes. It didn’t attract that much notice for us at the time – presumably anyone who wanted to read it had already read it, over at her blog.
But then came Zetaman.
Craptain Jack and the Shmees
Official Band of Ration Reality
Getting To Know…
Craptain Jack and The Schmees
By Jody E. Wilson
And by “get to know”, I mean you’re gonna get to know stuff you could figure out with a cheap Dell, dial-up and 4th grade education. These guys are funnier than Molly Hatchet and twice as talented. They and many others probably consider them to be a “joke” band but that would be selling them short… shorter than I am compared to their singer, Craptain Jack, who must be 8’ 11”. I won’t be so insulting as to tell you the band’s theme but I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with “pirate”. My favorite track has to be “Rippin’ a Fot”, a jazzy butt-rock number that chugs along like a hooker on crank. These guys are from below the Mason-Dixon line but don’t discount their intellects based only on that. After all, my boss is a redneck, too. Jolly fucking ho.
Daddy says we is gunna be movie stars!
New comic will be up soon as Jesse drags his sorry ass outta the bed.
Stupid west coast and their inferior time zone!
While you’re waiting, two shiny new lolcat pics I made just for you!
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Ration Reality Comics: Dotty the Vampire Slayer
All right folks, listen up: webcomics are serious friggin’ business. You see that little graphic up above here? As I’m typing this, it says #1709. That means that we are ranked #1709 out of around 9300 webcomics. I need your help to move us even further up the list. What do I need you to do? Click on this link RIGHT HERE, and then click on the link back to this site. Also, if you’d like, you can sign up for an account there and favorite us. That’s going to help us move up the rankings. It’s easy, and it will take just a few seconds of your precious time. So, go do it. Now. And thanks for your support. [/Gallo]
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We are but whores
Jesse, our fantabulous artist, has come up with some fun artwork to promote the site.
If you love us and have a corner of the web you call your own, please pimp us!
Copying the code in the little boxes will give the results shown above each box.
If you use any of it, let us know and maybe, just maybe, we will give you a kiss. Read the rest of this entry »
Real Life SuperHeroes
STOP THE PRESSES! The man, the mystery, the enigma, known as SUPERHERO has spoken!
The sequel to Real Life Superheroes is online, and may be viewed HERE. Part 3 is online HERE.
Another fantabulous contribution, this time from:
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-bagel
I’ve decided to do you the favor of breaking down the phenom that is “Real Life SuperHeroes”*Act grateful.If you pay any attention to what comes out of my face, you know how much I adore comics. Everything from Batman (gray suit, please) and the X-Men to stuff that only a handful of people I know have ever heard of (Whattup, Jake and Jody).That being said… I’m a “cool” nerd. Yes, like most groups on this planet, divide and
conquer is the order of the day. Dorkiness comes in levels. Read the rest of this entry »
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