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I said Mosque, not Mosh

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Giving a New Meaning to the Term “Bombtrack”

In recent years, a new subculture has begun to use the medium of punk rock to share its views with like-minded music fans and the world at large. Anarchists? Well, if you paid any attention to punk rock over the last 25 years or so, you’d know that anarchists are already making ideological punk music. Luddites? Well, there is a sizeable acoustic punk scene, but they still use modern means of recording, distribution and conveyance to shows. Washed up, trashy, talentless twenty-something rehab urchins with astoundingly poor judgement? No, but good guess!

The subculture in question is (drumroll, please): “progressive Muslims” Read the rest of this entry »

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Written by Soylent Ape

May 29, 2008 at 9:39 am

Posted in islam, music, news, religion, world

Jesus Gave My Pee Pee a Mouth Hug

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If Discouragement Kitten wasn’t a girl, and also a kitten, I’d make sweet sweet snowballs with him/her/it.  If you folks aren’t reading DK’s blog, I don’t think I like you anymore.


Discouragement Kitten


Question:
i have a recuring fantasy where I am being raped by jesus while mohammad is holding my legs apart. Vishnu and Buddha are taking pictures for their sick site dirtybitch.com. I feel useless and spent after it is over but at the same time scarily aroused by the fact all these gods (or their prophets) want my man bits.

am i gay/wrong for this?

Answer:
Dear Wrong Gayman:

I don’t know if you’re gay, but you’re definitely wrong – and not for the reasons you think. Really, this fantasy is all screwed up and lacks basic elements of creativity, surprise and logic. You have the characters in roles they don’t belong in – everything – from the top down is just a gayfuckingmess.

First of all, lets discuss the positions you’ve slotted your prophets into.

Jesus – Rapist
Mohammed – Accomplice to rape – forcefully holding your legs apart
Vishnu/Buddha – Pornographic photographers

Jesus was a turn the other ass cheek kinda guy. Mohammed is more action oriented – you could swing it around having Jesus hold your legs (this is a more passive aggressive action – I think much more inline with the psychology of Jesus. I mean really – the turn the other cheek mentality really is just a mechanism for making the person that’s committed an injustice towards you feel bad.) Mohammed would probably be more inclined towards penetration in this fantasy – he could impregnate you with Islam if you will. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by rationrealitycontributor

July 31, 2007 at 10:00 am

Public Service Announcement: Help Fuck Over The Taliban

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From The Jawa Report.  You can go there to read more of the backstory.  Short version is that the Taliban keep trying to get websites hosted through American companies and / or paying American ISP’s to cover their tracks against TRACERTs, etc.  This is a violation of Federal law.  You can help smear some lard on the stick they get fucked with by sending complaint emails to the services below.  If you like, you can even CC a copy of your complaint email to the Taliban themselves, at the Yahoo! address posted below.  In case you’re too lazy to click on Jawa’s link, the site in question is www.alemarah.org

 So, yeah.  Go to work, my minions!

The Taliban vs. The Jawa Report

In one corner: lone anonymous part-time blogger and his small circle of friends and readers.

In the other corner: large well funded Islamist party which once controlled an entire nation and which has millions of sympathizers around the world.

Who will be the ultimate victor? I wouldn’t put my money on the Taliban. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by jessecuster

July 11, 2007 at 12:12 am