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Pringles Can Designer Buried in Pringles Can

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(Cincinnati) Chemist/inventor Fredric J. Baur passed away last month at the age of 89. As a food storage/quality control expert for the Proctor and Gamble corporation, Baur designed the tubular packaging for Pringles, the bizarre, potato-like snack food product. Baur filed to patent the design in 1966. Apparently, Baur was pretty proud of his creation, because he requested that his family bury a portion of his ashes in a Pringles can. I guess that once you pop, you really can’t stop.

Fred Baur at ’06 World Cup Finals
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Written by Soylent Ape

June 16, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Posted in death, food, news, world

Prodigy: A suicide note

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 Reefer Madness!!!!

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

October 2, 2007 at 8:07 am

Never Forget


Today is September 11. 
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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 11, 2007 at 1:43 am

Ration Reality Word of the Week: CILF

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What’s a CILF? This is a CILF:


Her name is Laura. She’s a pretty girl, isn’t she?

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Written by jessecuster

July 27, 2007 at 5:21 pm