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Happy Mammorial Day

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Don’t forget to have your breasts crushed by robots.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

May 26, 2008 at 7:50 am

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  1. Shes perty

    micky2

    May 26, 2008 at 10:55 am

  2. Omg..that’s funny and scary at the same time…

    Freddy

    May 26, 2008 at 11:00 am

  3. Hydraulic presses should not be used as sex toys.

    Soylent-Ape

    May 26, 2008 at 11:39 am

  4. ok, laugh if you want to, but that’s how it’s done. and yes, yes it does hurt

    Rowan

    May 26, 2008 at 11:53 am

  5. No Kidding!

    Soylent Ape

    May 26, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  6. Does that cost extra?

    LOL Heathen

    May 26, 2008 at 1:04 pm

  7. Soy.
    Isnt that basically what a pussy is ?
    Although I did think about sticking my dick in the boob press.
    I wonder what the pic would look like ?

    micky2

    May 26, 2008 at 3:20 pm

  8. I’ve never had a mammogram, but my mom has told me way more than I want to know. She has implants, so now they have to be extra crushy.

    When am I sposed to start getting them? I was going to google it, but my breasts protested.

  9. Its not about your breasts.
    Its about making men happy.

    micky2

    May 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm

  10. @ Micky: Well said!

    @ Bagel: It kind of depends on your family history.

    Soylent Ape

    May 26, 2008 at 7:43 pm

  11. Likelihood is that if you are asking, you probably should go.

    LOL Heathen

    May 26, 2008 at 10:16 pm

  12. Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:46 am

  13. Oh no! Did comment not go through? Or am I blind?

    Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:47 am

  14. Spam filter! And now I’m spamming…about the filter…random.

    Cody

    May 27, 2008 at 3:48 am

  15. @ Cody: Have you ever eaten UN-filtered Spam? It’s disgusting!

    Soylent-Ape

    May 27, 2008 at 6:14 am

  16. I rescued it! :)

  17. How are everyone’s arteries this fine day? Mine are like a well-oiled machine. And I mean that.

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 8:25 am

  18. My arteries are well seasoned, like my granny’s cast iron skillets.

  19. Heavy metals and seasonings are for to go together! Like Rob Halford and spicy leathery items!

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 12:05 pm

  20. Gosh, always thought of my arteries as some kind of sewer

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm

  21. Mick: It’s the nutria. I’m still pissed I didn’t read this post before I went out yesterday. Stoopid barbecues!

    The 'Goose

    May 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm

  22. I protested the status quo and stayed inside and made 10 different salads.
    Probably as an attempt to scrub me arteries

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 1:52 pm

  23. I read that the U.S does many unnecessary mastectomies. They like to cut us up, the uterus, now the breasts. I say, don’t worry about Googling it. Your breast protest may be instinctive.

    RJ

    May 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm

  24. my arteries were cleaned out from all the alcohol I drank.

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm

  25. it’s not as bad as people think. just hurts a little.

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  26. yeah, my uterus may be coming out soon.

    capricorn1966

    May 27, 2008 at 3:18 pm

  27. What ? Is it gay ?

    micky2

    May 27, 2008 at 5:27 pm

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