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For all your Entertainment and Primate Needs

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videos cd's apes
This was on an old roll of film I’ve just had developed.
If you zoom really tight on the first window you can see Soylent Ape‘s reflection. Nice tie, handsome!

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

May 22, 2008 at 4:39 am

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  1. my eyes don’t zoom very well, it looks like one of those old fashion plastic angel lawn ornaments, You know where the wings stick out of the sides but still molded to the front with a teeny tiny head.

    no offense, Soy you have a nice head.


    May 22, 2008 at 5:54 am

  2. I’ll take that as the compliment it was meant to be, Cappy!

    The caption I use on my MySpace page is “For all your Entertainment and Primate Needs”,

    Soylent Ape

    May 22, 2008 at 6:10 am

  3. see not every one misunderstands me.

    After I submitted the comment and reread it, I thought I’d better correct it but then my son needed my attention so I never got a chance to. Although, I’m sure you keep Bagel quite happy, if I needed your primate services or entertainment, I wouldn’t be so indirect. But I guess you knew that.


    May 22, 2008 at 6:27 am

  4. I like your title better, Soy. I changed it.

  5. That’s nice. Here in Ontario (Canada), we have to go to a special store for our apes.


    May 22, 2008 at 7:57 am

  6. Its discrimination in the purest form.
    No other pry mates huh ?


    May 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm

  7. Oh shi-

    You WATERMARKED this photo, thus foiling my plans to steal this jpeg and claim it as my own.



    May 22, 2008 at 1:52 pm

  8. Mark: Stupid blue laws! I bet you can’t buy apes at all on Sundays before noon, can you?

    Micky: Uh oh….we’re already in trouble with the gays and blacks. Now the thumb-liberation league is going to be after us!

    Kevin, you’re such an ass.

    I watermark most of our original art so if it gets spread around the net, people will see the url and maybe come visit us. Some of our stuff gets spread about on myspace quite a bit. I also put it in a place where it could be easily removed, should a person be so inclined.

  9. Macaque attack !


    May 22, 2008 at 6:54 pm

  10. Macaques have nothing on us Western Lowlands. West Sy-eed!

    Soylent Ape

    May 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm

  11. @ Mark: What if they combined the Beer Stores and the ape stores? You’d probably get a bunch of surly, stammering primates. Then, they’d all go to Ottawa and become MPs. And they’d do a better job.

    @ Kevin: Don’t playa-hate!

    @ Bagel: Thanks, though I thought the first one was good.

    Soylent Ape

    May 22, 2008 at 8:25 pm

  12. I bet there’s some nasty Gorilla Retail Hell going on in there!…

    so what about the rest of the pics on that roll…

    where are the naked bodies?


    May 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm

  13. Soy, have you ever thrown a handful of shit at someone ?


    May 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm

  14. Oh God, I’m crying just picturing it happening from behind your drums.
    Just splattering the fuck outta some punk in the audience


    May 22, 2008 at 10:55 pm

  15. Pace yourself, Freddy. All shall be revealed.

  16. I capped it and sent it to FailBlog.

    Product Diversification Fail!

  17. I read Failblog for the first time last week. It was beautiful; so beautiful.


    May 25, 2008 at 7:30 am

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