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Tom Corbett is a Cam Queen

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Cam Queen
An underage homosexual male who
exposes himself over the internet in
exchange for cash or goods.

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The sublimely homoerotic black & white art is taken from the original Carey Rockwell novels, which have fallen into the public domain. They have been altered only for size.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

January 24, 2008 at 12:56 pm

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  1. i learn something new everyday here. i so wasted my money on college.


    January 24, 2008 at 1:33 pm

  2. Obviously, you aren’t wearing your tshirt

    The Bagel of Everything

    January 24, 2008 at 3:12 pm

  3. I like the t-shirt. Though, I’m starting to get worried about the Internet-as-brain phenomenon. I’m starting to forget things I’ve always known, because, let’s face it, you can always Google it, and this leaves more room in my head for useless trivia.


    January 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm

  4. @ bagel – it’s dirty and in the wash!

    @ Mark – wasn’t there an episode of the Outer Limits based on something like that? And then the super computer made everyone go crazy and shit and the only person that could save them was some guy that couldn’t be plugged into the system and in the end he saved all their asses and had to teach them all how to read?


    January 24, 2008 at 8:09 pm

  5. Wait, I think that was the Matrix

    The Bagel of Everything

    January 24, 2008 at 8:27 pm

  6. Where the hell is this kids parents?
    Under age is under 18 isn’t it?

    Terrible Lie

    January 24, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  7. @ Bagel – what’s the Matrix? That BDSM club or something? =/

    anyways, it had a guy that couldn’t get hooked up to the main computer and this one guy that looked like a Nazi was always making fun of him and calling him stupid and looking up things more quickly ‘cuz the one guy had to use books. i think the Nazi guy and all the other people had some sort of blue tooth device stuck to their head too. And this wasn’t the Out Limits classics, but the ones they used to show on the WB on saturday afternoons. that episode!


    January 25, 2008 at 1:08 pm

  8. TerribleLie: Drunk, playing with the wii (which they knew better than to ask how he got it)

    SEO: Yes. Follow the white rabbit.

    The Bagel of Everything

    January 26, 2008 at 1:40 am

  9. Wait–are you Saying Neo was exhibiting himself online? Morpheus gave him those pills, right?

    Soylent Ape

    January 26, 2008 at 9:48 am

  10. Totally. They did wear entirely too much black latex, didn’t they?

    The Bagel of Everything

    January 26, 2008 at 4:08 pm

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