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Free Hookers in Prague…with a catch

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While selling sex is legal in the Czech Republic, one Prague brothel, Big Sister, won’t sell it to you. It’s free. You walk right in, choose your girl, sign a waiver, and bang the night away– all for free. No catch! Unless you count that waiver…

Big Sister is trying something new. I suppose one might call it whore 2.0. They operate a pay-per-view “nightclub online” internet site, as well as manufacture pornographic dvds, staring YOU! Your tryst is streamed over the world-wide-wank to anyone with approx. $43USD and a credit card.


We didn’t affiliate, because we’re lazy,
but we did ‘borrow’ one of their
banners.

Do you know what is happening just now in this moment in on of the buildings in Prague? Imagine the pleasure of witnessing the actions of a live working “brothel” – online internet studio in Prague… The BigSister website will make it possible. Through the eyes of cameras you will be able to view the erotic, the unpredictable, the funny and the sad. Everything is 100% live and unrehearsed. BigSister is the house where anything goes and there are no scripts. You can watch the girls meeting guests. Watch them perform a striptease, lesbian or an auto-erotic show. Watch the girls relaxing in the sauna or swimming in the pool. Watch them service the guests within the exotic bedrooms of the house. EVERYTHING is on camera… When the guest chooses a girl, watch the action and listen to their conversation. Now you can be a silent witness how the girls live, love, argue and laugh. The first and very unique project will show you the ups and downs of the oldest profession in the world. (bigsister.net)

Curious? The website has a free tour, live chat, and free video samples.  Oh, and ladies… they’re hiring!

BigSister is a very special kind of club and here you have an opportunity to actively participate in project that is unequalled in the world, who knows, perhaps one of you will be elected Internet Star one day. In addition, we offer interesting earnings as well as a staff that looks forward to a new member of their kind. Just drop in and have a look around, or you can enroll right now. P.S.: We also look for staff members who are ready to pamper our guest and to show themselves in a special milieu under special circumstances.

Would you visit?

Further reading: Official SiteDiggWikipediaBloomberg – TimesOnline

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

January 17, 2008 at 10:57 am

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  1. Can I run my campaign from Prague? The answer is yes. I wonder if I get a bonus for being a raccoon?

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 11:21 am

  2. I didn’t know there was such a thing as vaginal hemorrhoids until I saw that Big Sister picture. What does she have between her legs? The Plague?

    Kevin

    January 17, 2008 at 11:36 am

  3. You wanna take this one, Key?

    bagel of everything

    January 17, 2008 at 11:38 am

  4. Yeah, all over it. Kevin, that’s a vagina. I understand your ignorance on such matters. And I know there is a distinct possibility that you were a ‘belly birth’ so I will speak slowly. If you were to be born in a natural manner, the vagina would have served as your exit from the womb. Heterosexual males, while fighting off the oedipus complex, have found a certain infatuation, or obsession, if you will, with this part of the female anatomy. In other words, straight cock goes there. Don’t ask why, I know it may seem rather unsanitary….wait, wait, wait, it’s not any worse than the places you take your member. Next lesson: the clitoris. Well, actually, I’m still a tad bit shaky on my knowledge of the bean, so maybe we’ll skip to female breasts to avoid confusing you any further. Allah knows you don’t need any more confusion on the topic of sexual intercourse. Good day.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  5. Explain why her “vagina” looks like a pitbull just mangled some roast beef.

    Kevin

    January 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  6. Ok, I’ve seen my fair share of these things, so I will enlighten you. It’s an issue of usage. I’m assuming the subject in question has most certainly not passed any children through her moneymaker. Hence, her labia doesn’t quite resemble curtains of any form. The ‘chewed up bubble gum’ effect is common in women that fuck for sport, what with all of the forced entries, double pens, equestrian sex games, etc… So, in short, because she gets fucked alot, her shit is going to look like ruptured brains. I’m a bigger fan of the curtains, mostly because my GPS doesn’t work in the bedroom. Stupid satellites.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  7. Doesn’t Howard Stern say a vag looks like a pitbull eating liver?

    bagel of everything

    January 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm

  8. I don’t know, does he? Try this one: a pitbull chewing on mayonnaise.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 1:33 pm

  9. I bet you’re an eater keywork.

    Kevin

    January 17, 2008 at 2:10 pm

  10. Negative. Not to say I haven’t before, but if it’s that important to a woman, I hear lesbians are available and on the rise. Go ahead, tell me I’m the asshole.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 2:14 pm

  11. That’s genius, although next week they’ll probably realize they can also charge patrons and really rake in the cash.

    LOL Heathen

    January 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  12. Good love Eastern Europe. Eternal night can do interesting things to a nations Psyche.

    A.J. Valliant

    January 17, 2008 at 2:33 pm

  13. This gives me an idea for a reality TV show. Not that this hasnt been done on other levels. But once the word gets out that theres free pussy the line will be around the block and they’ll be able to charge up the ass for those who want to go to the front of the line.
    Key,
    I think the only place for a racoon would be climbing in and out of that bimbos tunnel of love. From the looks of it a gerbil would just slip out on to the ground.
    Can you imagine filming guys who are just about ready to stick it in and at the last second a fucking racoon head pops out and bites his dick, or starts sucking it ?

    micky2

    January 17, 2008 at 2:52 pm

  14. Not this raccoon. Yes, the words ‘gape’ and ‘wide-set’ do come to mind here.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  15. I have a feeling that if you ran your campaign from Prague it would be more than difficult to connect with The American people. Besides that I would end up watching the door. Thats just what I need is line full of Czechs with their dicks in one hand and a racoon trap in the other.
    They could open a club just like it exclusivley for gays.
    They could call it ” The Czechs in the Male”
    Yuk Yuk.

    micky2

    January 17, 2008 at 3:56 pm

  16. There’s a bear joke that has that same punchline. Yuks. or YOLs.

    keywork.

    January 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  17. No it was a shark joke, yuk

    micky2

    January 17, 2008 at 5:24 pm

  18. Y’see, this is why America is falling behind. Leave it to an ambitious young economy to try something daring like this. Of course, this is a variation of another business model that failed miserably for long-distance calling plans and internet service providers in the ’90s. It’ll be fun while it lasts, though…

    Soylent ape

    January 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  19. Um, wow. I wonder how many people would be willing to let the Internet know what they did in a brothel. On the other hand, you probably wouldn’t have to worry about visitors being unnecessarily rough, since they know they’re being watched.

    Strange…very strange.

    Cody

    January 17, 2008 at 10:25 pm

  20. LolHeathen: They could prolly charge extra if they get the right clients! “You mean I get to have sex AND show my pastey white ass to the whole of the interwebs? I’m so there!”

    Micky: “they’ll be able to charge up the ass” <– indeed.

    Cody: Ceiling cam is watching you fornicate

    Shiny! We got dugg! Go digg it here. Thanks Olivaise — you’re kinda cute.

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 4:37 am

  21. Thanks, Olivaise. You have exceptional taste!

    Soylent Ape

    January 18, 2008 at 7:11 am

  22. Can I just take a minute to tell you how fucking much I love wordpress?

    This post, complete with it’s NSFW tag and full color vagina shot, is linked to on wordpress.com’s front page under “top posts: business”.

    Seriously, kids. wordpress.com is the best blogging platform.

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 8:53 am

  23. “Would you visit?” <— Uhmmm…i like to keep all my viewing of porn strickly to RR. You fill my needs! lol-no really…your site offers enough porn for my eyes…while trying unsuccessfully to keep my computer “clean” for the future users of it.
    El-OH-Ve-E you all

    Stona Lisa

    January 18, 2008 at 10:14 am

  24. Sex? Who called me?

    Jokes apart: “Through the eyes of cameras you will be able to view the erotic, the unpredictable, the funny and the sad. Everything is 100% live and unrehearsed.” – I prefer my eyes… and a real woman.

    E.

    Entomo

    January 18, 2008 at 10:15 am

  25. Stona: I meant, like, would the reader visit the brothel if they were in the city

    Entomo: Sometimes, dont you just want it over and done, so you can sleep? Seriously, people. Any adult who doesn’t admit to masturbation is just…sad.

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 10:26 am

  26. I say, old chap — is that a vagina on your browser or are you just glad to see me?

    TANSTAAFP — “there ain’t no such thing as a free poontang”

    Roger Thornhill
    The Catskill Commentator

    The Catskill Commentator

    January 18, 2008 at 10:47 am

  27. Yeah, that’s totally what Heinlein meant :)

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 10:55 am

  28. ” ..is just sad.”

    Or Southern Baptist.

    keywork.

    January 18, 2008 at 11:02 am

  29. Q: How do you get a gay man to fuck a girl?

    A: You put shit in her cunt!

    Kevin

    January 18, 2008 at 1:36 pm

  30. I always thought the answer would have been more along the lines of ” You don’t.”

    keywork.

    January 18, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  31. That’s disgusting…but does it work?

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  32. sorry-im slow at that time in the morn

    I agree with the masturbating thing! especially those uptight women…seriously…9 times outta 10 ya gotta do it yourself-or it just doesnt get done! who do they think they are kidding denying it…i have a neighbor-with 2 kids-who says shes never done it, and she thinks its gross-i stopped talking to her…what kind of person says that…ya know shes lying! and if she isnt-what kinda life is it when ya cant diddle yourself and feel good rather than ashamed? thats for teeny boppers…i digress…

    Stona Lisa

    January 18, 2008 at 3:28 pm

  33. Sometimes it’s what you want. I have a perfectly good man at home, but real sex takes a long time, and it’s all messy and complicated…sometimes you just wanna relax so you can sleep, or get on with things, ya know? Especially when it’s that time.

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  34. WORD!

    Stona Lisa

    January 18, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  35. I have alway’s wanted to go to Prague and watch a porn being made~!!

    Terrible Lie

    January 20, 2008 at 5:49 pm

  36. “No catch?” Does that also exclude syph, gon, and the clap?

    Stiletto

    January 25, 2008 at 1:59 pm

  37. TL: I’ve always wanted to goto Prague and be porn being made.

    Stil: STDs: Gotta catch em all!

    The Bagel of Everything

    January 29, 2008 at 1:38 pm

  38. For a thrifty whore customer the catch isn’t that much of a catch really for a few reasons:

    the resoulution is pretty bad on most internet cameras.

    the fappers watching at home are probably not paying attention to the guy.

    if someone you know does see you, they should be more ashamed for watching than you should for doing.

    its not a hooker if its free.

    misanthropy today

    February 9, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  39. Good points.

    Soylent Ape

    February 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  40. its not a hooker if its free.

    Damn, Andy. From now on, you should title our posts.

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 10, 2008 at 12:56 pm


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