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Books that Exist: A Hand in the Bush

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hand in the bush cover
A Hand in the Bush: The Fine Art of Vaginal Fisting
by Deborah Addington

This book is as fun as the Vagina Monologues — you get to read the word “cunt” over and over on every page. Author Deborah Addington does not believe in technical language; nor will she stoop to using euphemisms. In other words, a cunt is a cunt is a cunt. And Addington’s book tells you all you need to know to get a fist into one, and then, more interestingly, how to get it out. For example, we are told that after an orgasmic fisting session, the vaginal opening can form a seal around the fister’s wrist. A sticky situation to say the least. But no need to start picturing yourself in one of those emergency room freak shows, where you and your lady show up locked cunt and fist in embarrassing embrace. A few verbal tips and 6 illustrative frames later, and Addington has you out of this bind. –Alt.com

A bird in the hand is worth a fist in your bush – Deviant

Problems with the book involve that it’s a lot of fluff. All but the last chapter seems to lack any real, hard information w/r/t the practice of fisting, but instead seems to try to win over the reader to her side of the argument, which, I think is kinda silly. I will admit, though, that filling an entire book with stuff with stuff about fisting would be difficult, at best. –Everything2.com

Maybe -bagel

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 20, 2007 at 12:05 pm

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  1. good find Bagel. you should go read my latest post.

    kisses and fists,

    kw.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 12:11 pm

  2. I did. Is he called Snowball for the reason I think?

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 12:25 pm

  3. yeah, bagel, apparently he lost his virginity to this girl that earlier that night had orally ingested a ton of semen that wasn’t his as well. he kind of got a buffet when he kissed her I guess.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 12:32 pm

  4. Key was the Vanilla yougurt dip over by the fruits

    micky2

    December 20, 2007 at 1:12 pm

  5. Yougurt ?, sorry bout that.
    Sounds like wet shit yea?
    Did you gurt?

    micky2

    December 20, 2007 at 1:14 pm

  6. no, I did not gurt. I stay away from the produce section of the gene pool. No fruits, No vegetables plz.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 1:19 pm

  7. but you admit to being a ‘dip’ ?

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 3:00 pm

  8. no. damned genetics. I had hoped that the sarcasm would have skipped you.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm

  9. So does that mean you have stuck it to a pound of liver?

    micky2

    December 20, 2007 at 3:45 pm

  10. I’m glad I don’t know what that means.

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 3:48 pm

  11. is pounding liver the same as busting guts? if so, then yes. earmuffs, Bagel.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 4:04 pm

  12. daddy, ask me about the time i got my cervix bruised

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm

  13. well, honey, I assumed finger blasting would be a lost concept on today’s youth. sounds like I was wrong.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm

  14. Who’s fingers are that long? Seriously?

    Well, maybe this guy

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 4:14 pm

  15. He is also known as the patron saint of finger blasting.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 4:19 pm

  16. That must be why Soy has him on a medal.

    He plays bass, ya know :)

    bagel of everything

    December 20, 2007 at 4:26 pm

  17. exactly, the bassist knows all.

    keywork.

    December 20, 2007 at 4:49 pm

  18. A pound of liver is a poor mans pocket pussy.

    micky2

    December 20, 2007 at 7:04 pm

  19. @ Micky: So true…

    @ Bagel: Have you been going through my medals again?

    @ Keywork: There’s no balling like snowballing.

    Soylent Ape

    December 20, 2007 at 8:45 pm

  20. “There’s no balling like snowballing.”

    True dat.

    Kevin

    December 20, 2007 at 10:11 pm

  21. Dance? Definitely. Theatre? Of course. Architecture? Sure. Vaginal fisting? Ehh…why not?

    Soylent Ape

    December 20, 2007 at 10:37 pm

  22. “There’s no balling like snowballing.”

    I want that on a shirt.

    bagel of everything

    December 21, 2007 at 12:24 am

  23. I’d better copyright that.

    Soylent Ape

    December 21, 2007 at 7:26 am

  24. Key knows all about snowballing, ask the nurse.

    micky2

    December 21, 2007 at 11:17 am

  25. I can deal with the book (horrible twist on the old saying notwithstanding). I can’t deal with creating an abbreviation for “with regards to” (as seen in one of the reviews). Seriously, if you want to sound smart, making abbreviations isn’t what you want to do.

    Cody

    December 22, 2007 at 5:59 am

  26. w/r/t! That’s what that means! Honest, I didn’t know.
    Yeah, that’s a lot of annoying.

    bagel of everything

    December 22, 2007 at 2:08 pm

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