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Art or Porn: Can’t it be both?

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We encourage our children to appreciate art. We drag them to smelly old museums, make them sit in classrooms studying art history, and beat them over the head with this high-brow culture. We require proof of age for the purchase of pornographic material. We are thrilled when a new art museum opens in our neighborhood, but do not permit titty-bars within range of schools or churches.

As a culture, we are so ashamed of our pornographic habit, that we put such works in a lower class, separate from art. We argue over what is art and what is porn. We write papers defining the boundaries.

Why?

I am a woman. I love looking at the nude human form. I enjoy watching sexually explicit acts. I am not ashamed. I like to think of it as God’s Art.

Art is supposed to make us feel something, get a reaction from is. Is it not?

My Credentials:
I have none. I was a hard-sci major, and know nothing of art. I shall use the following naked pictures to distract you from my ignorance.

 

    

 

 

   

 

 

 

Ok, so maybe this whole post was an excuse to post porn. Is that so wrong?

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

November 28, 2007 at 11:49 am

15 Responses

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  1. tears of pride, Bagel. beautiful. the art was nice too.

    keywork.

    November 28, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  2. Robert Mapplethorpe would be proud!

    Soylent Ape

    November 28, 2007 at 5:31 pm

  3. I quite like the lolfeeds pic for this one.

    bagel of everything

    November 28, 2007 at 7:50 pm

  4. ah ha! I see you’re taking my most excellent how to get dugg on digg advice again!

    SEOHack

    November 30, 2007 at 12:44 am

  5. I think porn is mostly something you derive pleasure from, whereas art is meant to make you think about something deeper.

    Of course, if you’re a culture-less heathen like me, you don’t see in anything deep in a splotch of red paint on a blue canvas titled “Rabbit in the Meadow” and wonder who the hell pays $5000 for crap like that.

    Cody

    November 30, 2007 at 4:06 am

  6. Cody: So Thomas Kinkade is the painter of porn? Middle aged women love his work, and it certainly isn’t deep.

    bagel of everything

    November 30, 2007 at 4:13 am

  7. Thomas Kinkade doesn’t make art. He makes kitsch with style.

    Cody

    December 3, 2007 at 12:02 am

  8. The Pornographer of Light! I wonder if that’s trademarked?
    I’m so going to be that.
    I’ll paint rainbows and ‘snowballs

    Now, I only need to learn to paint…
    Maybe I’ll MS Paint them

    bagel of everything

    December 8, 2007 at 8:58 pm

  9. When you get off your seat, do you just pluck your undies from your crack or do they make noise like tape as you peel them off your ass ?

    micky2

    December 8, 2007 at 9:04 pm

  10. I’ll let you know if I ever get off my seat

    bagel of everything

    December 14, 2007 at 7:02 am

  11. If someone can piss in a jar and call it art then Jena Jameson is Picasso

    micky2

    December 14, 2007 at 12:11 pm

  12. I would call anything a work of art that helped me (take a moment) and feel better.. im such a perv

    Terrible Lie

    January 18, 2008 at 10:06 am

  13. TL: Are you a boy perv or a girl perv? One is hot…the other is hotter =;o)

    bagel of everything

    January 18, 2008 at 10:23 am

  14. Well I’m a girl.. And I am straight. Although, I do look at girls. If they are sexy (in porn) It does turn me on..hahahaha I have had girl crushes in the past..More of an envy type crush I would say.. And if they have other qualities such as a sense of humor, or smarts..Makes it even better…But it all come back to the cock..
    When it comes to porn.. I love dirty porn.. Not just that everyday boring shit..
    I like stuff I wouldn’t do “these day’s” Like orgy/dp porn hahahaha OH i’m a prev and I have no problem talking about it or acting on it.. Porn is one of my favorite pass times.
    I don’t think it is wrong to watch or enjoy.. I think that people who are comfortable with their sexuality would agree that porn rox!

    Terrible Lie

    January 19, 2008 at 2:08 pm

  15. “But it all come back to the cock..”

    You’ve said what I’ve tried to say my whole life!
    Women are hot and nice to look at, but they don’t have the goods I require.
    I had a girlfriend in college, and it was fun, but I was never satisfied.
    I think it’s more than the phallus, but the pheromones, pubic bones smacking, the differences between the genders — those are important!

    As for “dirty porn” — if noone is getting hurt, I’ve got no problem with it. I like shock porn, but more for the “WTF!@#$!” value than actual carnal interest.

    I can be a filthy, filthy cunt.

    bagel of everything

    January 19, 2008 at 2:23 pm


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