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LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader

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It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good.  – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.

Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1

Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you.

Life? Don’t talk to me about life. (hhgtg)

When a man says no to champagne, he says no to life (by Deviant, reference here)

Neener neener *pfffft*

It hurts so very much

Warning: If these pictures offend, frighten, or upset you in any way, do not look at them anymore.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

November 15, 2007 at 12:34 pm

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  1. I love the dead squirrel jesus. When I am elected, squirrel jesus will die for your tax break on an hourly basis. hopefully.


    November 15, 2007 at 12:45 pm

  2. love the warning!

    is that a real earth car?


    November 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm

  3. Yes, but it’s a moon ‘possum.

    bagel of everything

    November 15, 2007 at 12:59 pm

  4. I love how the warning goes at the end of the article.


    November 16, 2007 at 2:28 am

  5. Oh dear, now that’s naughty!

    Found myself wincing and chuckling at the same time, especially at the ‘neener, neener’ one.


    November 16, 2007 at 4:59 am

  6. That last one is heart-wrenching! You’re not right in the head, Bagel.

    Soylent Ape

    November 16, 2007 at 7:29 am

  7. I don’t know about you people, but those dead critters all looked potentially tasty to me.

    Then again, as a Ex-Communicated Catholic, I firmly believe that Soylent Green is made of papals.

    Now THAT shit is fucking dee-lish!!!

    Over easy, Benedict!!


    Laurie Kendrick

    November 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm

  8. Laurie, I knew this post would get you excited.


    November 16, 2007 at 5:28 pm

  9. Cody: Where else would it go? I think the title was warning enough at the beginning.

    Soy: This is news?

    Laurie, KW: You are the reason I’m not right in the head. Great parenting there, you freaks.

    bagel of everything

    November 16, 2007 at 9:13 pm

  10. yes, my daughter, feel your anger.


    November 17, 2007 at 10:34 am

  11. Nice. The bear I mean.
    Who named lolcats that anyways? I don’t really approve of ell oh ell.


    November 19, 2007 at 6:30 pm

  12. Bears can be mean.


    November 19, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  13. Yes, bear is mean. The humor is nice. The guts are gutty. HUMOR>GUTS


    November 19, 2007 at 6:56 pm

  14. Tsk tsk….suck sick minds….just like mine!

    This sure beats the Hell out of LOLCats!

    I can add you to my blogroll?
    Is cool???? Sorry, just can’t talk like one of those damn LOLCats!



    November 20, 2007 at 10:41 pm

  15. Grrrrr….my link is not working!


    November 20, 2007 at 10:42 pm

  16. @ trailerparkbarbie: By all means; add us to your blogroll. We’re glad you enjoy the site that much. Feel free to come by anytime!

    Soylent Ape

    November 21, 2007 at 6:44 am

  17. Trailerparkbarbie: I fixed your link. It’s a . not an @

    How’d you find us? I’m always curious how people end up way down here.

    bagel of everything

    November 21, 2007 at 7:31 am

  18. I clicked on somebody’s blogroll but I can’t rmember whose it was.

    Thanks for fixing my link. I couldn’t figure out what in the heck was wrong with it.

    I will add you to my blogroll. And, I be estactic if you added me to yours. Yours is really cool. Maybe, some of the cool would rub off on me.


    November 21, 2007 at 10:02 pm

  19. TPB: Done!

    Welcome to RR! It’s a lonely week here. Hopefully things will pick back up after the holiday.

    bagel of everything

    November 22, 2007 at 12:38 am

  20. I’m in ur garbages eatin ur corpzez. Happy Thanksgiving, Bagel dear. Daddy will send you a post card some day.
    Barbie: welcome to RR, please feel free to leave your decency in the coat closet.


    November 22, 2007 at 12:13 pm

  21. great idea

    need more pictures of ex’s though


    November 23, 2007 at 1:34 pm

  22. Are ya kiddin’ me? I’m WTWM (white trash with money). We have no decency…or taste for that matter.

    I’m wondering…..are those photos available framed? Sure could use something to dress up my home-on-wheels for the holidays!!!!!!

    I would send you a pic of a boar that my hubby shot in the ass but he was so proud of it that he’s locked it up. Damn idiot won’t give me the combo to his gun safe!


    November 26, 2007 at 9:17 am

  23. Barbie: I don’t think they’ve got ’nuff resolution to print them large, sorry dear.

    bagel of everything

    November 26, 2007 at 9:41 am

  24. AWESOME!!!!!!

    Ervin Sholpnick

    December 4, 2007 at 3:03 pm

  25. Ervin Sholpnick

    December 4, 2007 at 11:35 pm

  26. Those are great, both of you! :)
    Ours are generally found here: http://rationreality.com/category/lolcats/
    We used to to ’em for ichc, but got lazy.

    bagel of everything

    December 5, 2007 at 12:56 am

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  29. If he skinned it with his teeth and ate it raw ala sashimitednugent I might be impressed.


    December 8, 2007 at 12:49 am

  30. Whoa ! wrong thread, he he.


    December 8, 2007 at 1:06 am

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  34. It wouldn’t be a stretch to say I still loathe you for this.


    February 7, 2008 at 6:36 pm

  35. You spelt ‘love’ wrong.

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 8, 2008 at 1:45 am

  36. no no….love for the other stuff

    desiring to boot your ass through the fiery pits of hell for all eternity for this

    i mean that in a friendly way


    February 8, 2008 at 6:54 am

  37. pfft!

    You didn’t even see the follow up.

    The Bagel of Everything

    February 8, 2008 at 11:17 am

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