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LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh

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What do you get when an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian start a lol site?


Finally, kids. A lolsite that appreciates my arts!

In the words of … uh, I’m not sure which one of them I was talking to…

It’s a team blog. There are three of us: an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian. (The Christian started it.) The whole idea started out with a comment in someone else’s blog about something like “God helps those that helps themselves” and someone said “God’s not like some magic cookie, which is too bad, because hey: magic cookie!” Of course that led to, “Who eated my cookie?” and the very first post “God maked you a cookie, but he eated it.” After that, we all just went nuts with the theme and decided it really needed its own blog. That was … um … end of June this year. The site just recently started taking off as more people have come to find out about it.

It’s been hilarious — there are some submissions we’ve posted that were like “meh” and they’ve turned out to be hysterical to someone, and others that we died laughing at that others were like “funnay not found.”

More from the site: 

That explains a lot


The other other white meat


I knew I shouldn’t have gone on that business trip..


Previous Sacrilege Sunday posts:



Written by The Bagel of Everything

October 7, 2007 at 1:31 am

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  1. OMG! That is so WRONG!

    And yet, so FUNNY!


    October 7, 2007 at 1:01 pm

  2. Can you do one with Jesus with the Warner Brothers cartoon where the buzzard crashes into the ground and upsets the cow skeleton and the bones land around him and a flower lands in his hand and he wakes up and starts yelling “MAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”?

    That’d be funny . . . .

    Frontier Former Editor

    October 7, 2007 at 9:40 pm

  3. or even better, when it happens to Bugs, except this time with Pontius Pilate . . .

    that’s be real funny . . . .

    Frontier Former Editor

    October 7, 2007 at 9:40 pm

  4. Funny stuff.


    October 8, 2007 at 2:07 am

  5. John: I know there is a line between funny and wrong, but I’ve never been able to find it.

    FFE: Do less acid

    Cody: Did you visit the site? I hear Catholics get off on guilt.

    bagel of everything

    October 8, 2007 at 5:03 am

  6. is that SERIOUSLY a dildo with “jesus” on it-up there? ewww

    Stona Lisa

    October 8, 2007 at 9:32 am

  7. Talk about spiritual guidance.


    October 8, 2007 at 9:55 am

  8. I think someone was taking that one part in the Exorcist a little too seriously.

    Anyways, I did visit the site Bagel. There really is some hilarious stuff there. And then some not-so-hilarious stuff…but that’s usually followed by more hilarious stuff.

    “God made you a cookie. But he eated it.” Awesome.


    October 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm

  9. Stona: Apparently. I’ve seen worse.

    KW: Jesus loves me, this I know!

    Cody: Lolsites are like that. Some people’s favorites are other people’s “needs more funny”

    bagel of everything

    October 8, 2007 at 1:10 pm

  10. bagel: for the dildo tells you so.


    October 8, 2007 at 1:14 pm

  11. KW: FFE made this for you

    bagel of everything

    October 8, 2007 at 1:48 pm

  12. awesome! I heart FFE art! Thanks, FFE. The revolution will be broadcasted in SAP.


    October 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm

  13. usually it’s called st peter


    October 12, 2007 at 8:38 pm

  14. I’m presently reading Lamb by Christopher Moore … lovely story about Jesus as a boy told by his childhood friend Biff.



    October 13, 2007 at 12:44 pm

  15. […] Tony Danza? Check! – Programing languages? Check! –  Depictions of Christianity in Classical art? Check! RSS blog feeds? Check! A specific monster god from an old horror novel? Ohhhh! I think I […]

  16. The most intelligent design would be the dung beetle. Sheer perfection in every aspect.


    December 7, 2007 at 2:23 am

  17. Also, they eat poop.
    The best creepy crawlies are poop eating creepy crawlies.
    No, wait…venomous poop eating creepy crawlies.

    Slimey, venomous poop eating creepy crawlies that lay eggs in your brains which take over your body and make you rape dead babies. Those are the best.

    bagel of everything

    December 7, 2007 at 8:56 am

  18. “Also they eat poop”
    That would be the point and reason for being perfect.
    Imagine, eating and living in your own shit. If we could all do that Allgore would be out of a job, complete utopia to the point of mass world wide arousal.
    Imagine, everyone walking around with big shit eating grins and big hard ons.
    Imagine , all the women with shit eating grins, walking around with huge wet pussys that drag on the ground 3 ft. behind them, leaving trails like snails.
    Imagine, Yoko could be writting all this down now for her cumback record.


    December 7, 2007 at 11:42 am

  19. I don’t think they eat their own shit.
    Diminishing returns and all that.

    Unless it’s a Zambian dung beetle…they don’t study the econs in Africa.

    bagel of everything

    December 7, 2007 at 11:50 am

  20. Once they roll it in a ball and push it home its “theirs”
    Capitalistic little dung beetles, private property is the crux of ownership !
    Zambia or your fucking back yard , I dont give a shit !


    December 7, 2007 at 12:14 pm

  21. :-)(-:


    December 7, 2007 at 1:24 pm

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