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Cosplay: It’s not just for losers anymore!

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Let’s face it folks: if you cosplay and you’re not Japanese, you’re a fucking loser. You’re only one step – a very small step – above being a furry, and you really should fucking kill yourself.

Unless you’re these guys.


Also, as a special bonus, this is how they do the same theme in Mexico:



Written by jessecuster

September 13, 2007 at 10:54 am

15 Responses

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  1. Well, when you live in Mom’s basement, the world is your oyster.


    September 13, 2007 at 11:33 am

  2. I must now boil my head.


    September 13, 2007 at 1:23 pm

  3. At least you can fit your head in a pot.


    September 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm

  4. I like how that first dude has a buttflap so noone will yiff him when he assumes the position

    bagel of everything

    September 13, 2007 at 1:31 pm

  5. yeah, I totally thought he was about to get the yiff.


    September 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm

  6. Obviously, you’ve familiarized yourself with Jesse’s dirty tricks, KW.
    Don’t let your guard down. I think he just may be a bad person.

    bagel of everything

    September 13, 2007 at 1:37 pm

  7. My guard is always up when I see an eyepatch.


    September 13, 2007 at 2:41 pm

  8. the third one in clip #1 – was he supposed to be Tom Corbett’s Ass-Plane?

    Frontier Former Editor

    September 13, 2007 at 8:11 pm

  9. Wow, that’s pretty sweet. I totally wish I had a Transformers costume. Well, not really.


    September 14, 2007 at 3:56 am

  10. Cos-players–They’re more than meets the eye!

    Cos-players-They’re losers in dis-guise!

    Indoorsy-types wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of maturity!


    Soylent Ape

    September 14, 2007 at 6:08 am

  11. Anybody got a video of one of these things on fire?


    September 14, 2007 at 10:41 am

  12. I got some cardboard boxes, duct tape, flamable paint, and matches. Feel like a lil cosplay action, KW?

    bagel of everything

    September 14, 2007 at 10:53 am

  13. Sounds hot. I’ve got a camera and some bad ideas. Give me a minute to get out of this rediculous female coyote suit.


    September 14, 2007 at 10:58 am

  14. replace “cosplay” with “blogger”


    September 21, 2007 at 9:11 pm

  15. How do you know they’re losers? I mean that’s a pretty broad assumption to make about someone you don’t know. Also assuming they live in their moms basement or living space is a myth. Its just as true as saying all football players are small dicked douches.


    March 19, 2010 at 12:24 am

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