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Lesbian Gang Rapists!

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I don’t really know what to say about this, so I’m just going to offer it up without any comment other than this:





Well now. Pure fucking comedy gold.

Please, you violent lesbians … please don’t hurt me.

Actually, I do have a serious comment to offer up here. The ‘pink pistol packing perverts’ mentioned in this video are not, repeat not the Pink Pistols. The Pink Pistols are in fact a very respectable organization in support of the Second Amendment. A ‘gay NRA’ if you will. Their tagline states that ‘armed homosexuals don’t get bashed.’ Here at Ration Reality, we don’t make fun of people that we think might have a serious shot at coming to kill us. This Tothian douche, though … maybe he should join up with the PP’s. They could protect him from our taunts and maybe finally take care of his pesky virginity problem into the bargain!

Edit: 13 August 2007

It appears that last month – 9 July, to be exact – Bill O’Reilly admitted that every man’s fantasy worst nightmare was in fact a bit overstated and not actually quite as much of a terrible problem as first reported.

Here’s the LINK  (another LINK here) to the story. You’ll notice that it’s not exactly a retraction. Apparently Lesbian Gang Rapists are a problem, just not as severe of a problem. And they’re actually 8th graders. Or something.

Pleh. I liked the story the way it was reported first. :D


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Written by jessecuster

July 9, 2007 at 3:19 pm

34 Responses

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  1. Umm, this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. Thank you for putting it on your blog. Lesbian gangs are for sure going to be on my team of the week. Wow.


    July 9, 2007 at 3:32 pm

  2. Thanks A!
    It’s a great honor to be visited by one as BSFI as yourself.

    (BSFI is my new thing I just made up, I hope it catches on! Spread the word!)

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm

  3. so how do i join the angry dike mob again? the video cut off ;)


    July 9, 2007 at 4:12 pm

  4. How do I join the Gay NRA?
    I mean, I like sexy guns as much as I like hot guy on guy action….

    I’d totally do a chick if it meant I got to hang with the Gay NRA.

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm

  5. is he a real detective? i do wonder..
    it certainly does sound very scary tho.. and indoctrinating people into becoming lesbots?! i knew it was a choice!
    thank ye gods for the fox for setting us ‘straight’ on this hot topic! boom boom. boom boom, indeed.

    ps.. what is BSFI?!

    The Magic Cauldron

    July 9, 2007 at 5:48 pm

  6. I’m not sure how funny sexual battery is, but this is a fascinating study on criminal behavior within a subculture. I don’t know if you’ve seen a lesbian in a fight, but some of those boys can Throw Down (notice the capital ‘T’ and ‘D’).

    O’Reilly is a bit of a ratings whore, yes? Not that Olbermann and King aren’t–they just don’t try as hard to pretend they’re not.

    Soylent Ape

    July 9, 2007 at 7:57 pm

  7. Wow, I guess there is saftey in #’s. I work out with a few Lesbians (All Hot by the way) One was a sherriff, one was a SAR diver and the other is a powerlifter that can out squat me. I could see them wipping some serious butt. Where do they get pink pistols? do they paint them?


    July 9, 2007 at 8:47 pm

  8. @The Magic Cauldron:
    BSFI = Bat Shit Fuckin Insane
    Don’t feel bad for not knowing it, cuz I just made it up.
    I love me some made up acronyms.

    @Soy: Sexual battery is hilarious, so long as it’s not happening to me or my loved ones. And even then…maybe a little.

    @Superhero: Those are some badass bitches. I’d imagine they just tell the pistols to be pink, and, fearing for their anthropomorphised lives, they immediately become pink.

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 9:12 pm

  9. Wonder if I could infiltrate one of those lesbian gangs . . . .

  10. @FFE: Don’t you gots a penis? Cuz I think theres something in the by-laws about that.

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 9:21 pm

  11. I could lie and tell ’em it’s a strap on . . . as long as they don’t tell be to take it off . . . . .

  12. Or they want to try it out.
    I don’t have much experience with bogus equipment, but I’m thinking, it doesn’t need a few minutes to recoup before another go…

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 9:38 pm

  13. I figure we’d be too busy layin down the law for them to notice for long.

  14. What law would that be, FFE? :b

    bagel of everything

    July 9, 2007 at 11:52 pm

  15. could viagra be classified as a ‘sexual battery’?

    The Magic Cauldron

    July 10, 2007 at 5:28 am

  16. Ah, I think Lesbian Gangs are a bunch of pussies! Then again, we are what we eat!!

    Great stuff!

    Lastly, life is OK slowly returning to OK status. Thanks assloads for all your support!

    Laurie Kendrick


    July 10, 2007 at 8:14 am

  17. Let’s just say that my favorite character name in “Law and Order” was Detective Munch . . .

    Frontier Former Editor

    July 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm

  18. hahaha!

    I wonder if he and the SVU will be investigating these crimes?

    Jesse Custer

    July 10, 2007 at 12:51 pm

  19. haha…nice…see, this is why they need to bring rollergames back to tv…get those bitches off the streets and back on skates!
    remember how scared they used to be of the alligator pit??? a lesbian’s worst fear is being eaten by an alligator. it’s true. just ask them sometime :)

    btw…do you think the Lizzies from the Warriors were really masquerading as a lesbian gang?


    July 10, 2007 at 5:56 pm

  20. Aw, the video isn’t available any more. YouTube must not like lesbian gangs.


    July 14, 2007 at 1:27 am

  21. Fixed … found a different copy of the video.

    Goddamn prick, taking down the hilariousness!


    July 14, 2007 at 9:55 am

  22. lulz killer?

    Somebody call anonymous!

    bagel of everything

    July 29, 2007 at 7:58 pm

  23. raping little girls? thats fucked up


    August 12, 2007 at 7:04 pm

  24. Yes, wow, we’re all about understatements here at Ration Reality!

    Soylent Ape

    August 12, 2007 at 7:12 pm

  25. O’Reilly retracts his statements … I think?

    “Humbly, I submit to you that as a professional, I am not too proud to admit when I’ve perhaps made a mistake, have misspoken, or have been misinterpreted surrounding a particular issue,” he wrote. “I urge all who felt personally offended by the information provided to accept my apology, and let’s focus and work together at addressing the gang and other real problems in some communities here in the United States.” – Bill, as reported by NewsHounds

    (Thanks to TheC0lin for the scoop.

    Jesse: It’s your post, so I’ll leave it up to you whether to update.

    bagel of everything

    August 12, 2007 at 8:29 pm

  26. If i am going to get robbed and f’d up id rather it be a gang of lesbians than a different gang. It would be like a fantasy


    August 13, 2007 at 11:17 pm

  27. I’m surprised nobody picked up on the name of the guy being interviewed…”Rod Wheeler”.

    Dave Basement

    August 27, 2007 at 4:51 pm

  28. fox news… *rolls eyes*


    September 3, 2007 at 7:07 pm

  29. “Rod Wheeler”

    wait, I don’t get it

    bagel of everything

    September 21, 2007 at 10:34 pm

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  31. First off fuck Bill Orally! I hate his gay ass! You hear his biased ass questions? This ain’t funny…well the pink pistols are kinda funny but in this context it ain’t. This shit is gettin crazy!

    Mardi Graz

    May 21, 2008 at 6:15 pm

  32. Very useful information. Thanks for this. You got a great blog by the way Graz is a very lovely city I enjoyed it so much

    Hareedy Graz

    July 10, 2009 at 6:58 pm

  33. Hey, do you have a site feed I can add to my reader? I looked around but couldn’t seem to find it, thanks in advance.

    Marshall Bothwell

    March 19, 2010 at 12:37 pm

    RAPE!!! BY WOMEN!!!

    …Wait, what’s the funny part again ?


    July 14, 2010 at 10:15 am

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