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Vote Keywork in 08

with 27 comments

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You decide. Or not. It’s really not my business.

A funny thing happened in these comments. Our loyal reader Keywork announced to the world that he is, in fact, a raccoon, and he yiffed my mother. A time machine was apparently involved, as he is my father. That’s when it started getting weird. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

October 25, 2007 at 4:32 am

I Hate Telemarketers…

with 48 comments

But I’m not as creative as this guy.

Most creative thing I’ve ever done was try and get the annoying fuckers to have phone sex with me. Now, granted, that did get them to stop calling me … most of them. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by jessecuster

July 6, 2007 at 3:15 pm

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