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Alt Title: Pay Attention to MEEEE!!!!

Today, I was scolded by a random 15 year old kid from some random former Soviet republic where I’m pretty sure they still wipe their asses with leaves and ride goats to the communal baths.

No offense kid, it’s my duty as an ignorant American bitch to feel this way about countries I’ve never heard of. Re: Most of the world.

The subject in question was my love of a certain foreign language hardcore metal band. According to this smart assed brat, for whom I’m rapidly gaining respect, the band are Nazis. Being as the band is from the same land of Obscuria as this punk, and communicates in the same inferior language, I have faith that he knows what he’s talking about.

I wasn’t aware of this. The fact, however, does fit nicely into my history. I’ve previously discovered that many bands I enjoy are such fucktarded hatemongers.