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I can’t for the life of me figure out why ichc doesn’t want my lolcats. I mean, it’s a family site, and here’s one about family love! What gives, chz?
Official Campaign Headquarters – Zombie Reagan 2008
*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE*
Saturday, 07 July 2007
Washington, DC
In a press conference held today at near the base of the Washington Monument, it was announced that the reanimated corpse of Ronald Wilson Reagan (R – California) will be running for President of the United States in the 2008 election.
The spokespersons for the Committee for the Election of the Reanimated Corpse of Ronald Reagan stated that the campaign was in its early phases. They were not ready at this time to make any disclosures about their campaign financing, but stated that ‘funds are really low,’ and that it would be very expensive to hire a competent practitioner of Voodoo in order to raise the corpse and maintain it in a non-decomposing state.
The 2008 Zombie Reagan campaign’s official headquarters will be co-located with the noted “humor” and sarcasm blog Ration Reality.
The motivation behind the campaign is clear: ”The Republican Party today simply doesn’t have very many good choices. McCain might as well just switch his party affiliation – he’s a jackass by nature, might as well start using the symbol, too. Romney, he’s a little bit of a space cadet,” said Ration Reality Spokesman Jesse Custer.
Bagel of Everything fielded the Giuliani question: “I don’t like him. He fucks around on his wife entirely too much, and besides, he smells like stale pepperoni.”
When asked about Fred Thompson, Custer had this to say: “On the face of it, Senator Thompson seems like the best candidate of the currently living. People are comparing him to Ronald Reagan. That’s why we thought, ‘why bother with a copy, when we can just go to the source,’ so we decided to simply raise the corpse of Reagan himself.”
One of the potential campaign slogans being discussed is ‘Better a Corpse than a Clinton,’ which can be purchased on a bumper sticker (pictured below) available from campaign headquarters for a nominal fee.
Further information will be distributed as it becomes available. Campaign volunteers are requested to sign up at the bottom of this page. Press inquiries may be directed HERE.
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Ration Reality Comics: A Little Bit of the Old In-N-Out!
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Lolstranauts be in your spaces
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Jesse and my bagelicious self started working on these a month ago, and kinda…forgot. I think we’re the first to do this. If anyone else has done it, please let us know so we can share in the lols! |
Ration Reality Comics: Feel The Love
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Ration Reality Comics: How to Choose a College
Hey folks, sorry this one is up late! I got hung up doing some other things this morning, and totally forgot that today was Thursday! Without further ado, here’s the comic!
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Daddy says we is gunna be movie stars!
New comic will be up soon as Jesse drags his sorry ass outta the bed.
Stupid west coast and their inferior time zone!
While you’re waiting, two shiny new lolcat pics I made just for you!
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