Archive for the ‘sexuality’ Category
Reason #18 Why I’m Going to Hell
The Earth is suffocating… Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won’t be buried alive.
– Last words of Frederic Chopin
My mother and I have always had a difficult relationship. Mostly because we’re both evil, controlling bitches. When I was 13, I “came out” to her, just to make her cry. She didn’t. She said something like “so I guess you won’t be needing your birth control refilled.” Read the rest of this entry »
In deepest sympathy (Die soon)
We’ve got a shiny new multiple-choice greeting card available for you to not buy because you’re a cheap bastard.
Outside: (Flames) In deepest sympathy
Inside:
I’ve just heard that you’re
going the hell for being
□gay. □jewish. □a furry.
□ugly. □an asshole. □dead.
□Good luck with that.
□Stay away from me.
□Die soon.
□Wanna go out sometime? Read the rest of this entry »
Beware the TwinCities Toe Licker
When a Minnesota mugger accosted a young woman leaving her late-shift job, he took more than just her keys and cell phone,–he took a part of her soul; or, perhaps, sole, as it were.
In the early hours of September 11th, an unnamed woman was approached by a gun-wielding 27-year old man who allegedly mugged her, after which, he forced her to take her shoes off. Read the rest of this entry »
