Archive for the ‘sex’ Category
Programmed for love, she can be quite tender
Our homeboy Frontier Former Editor wrote this for us.
Programmed for love, she can be quite tender…
God love the Japanese–at least it’s not tentacle sex.
One Japanese company is striving to meet the future demand for sex dolls that don’t require air pumps or inhuman lung capacity. Read the rest of this entry »
Bagel Surfs the Web: Homemade Sex Toys
Creative? Bored? Horny? Boy, do I have somethin’ for you!
Homemade Sex Toys – DIY dildos for DIY sex!
The toys on the site are broken down into 2 categories: Toys for Men and Toys for Women. With 12 entries in the men’s category, and only 3 for the ladies (I’m not counting “blanket pull” – that’s just lame), the website seems bent towards the male reader. The illustrations totally make up for it: Read the rest of this entry »
Art or Porn: Can’t it be both?
We encourage our children to appreciate art. We drag them to smelly old museums, make them sit in classrooms studying art history, and beat them over the head with this high-brow culture. We require proof of age for the purchase of pornographic material. We are thrilled when a new art museum opens in our neighborhood, but do not permit titty-bars within range of schools or churches.
As a culture, we are so ashamed of our pornographic habit, that we put such works in a lower class, separate from art. We argue over what is art and what is porn. We write papers defining the boundaries.
Why?
I am a woman. I love looking at the nude human form. I enjoy watching sexually explicit acts. I am not ashamed. I like to think of it as God’s Art.
Art is supposed to make us feel something, get a reaction from is. Is it not?
My Credentials:
I have none. I was a hard-sci major, and know nothing of art. I shall use the following naked pictures to distract you from my ignorance. Read the rest of this entry »
The Erotic Clipart Alphabet
I love weird clip art almost as much as I love erotic art. I’m quite fond of the alphabet, as well. Win+Win+Win!
Sex, Drugs, and Stupid Lyrics
All of BuckCherry’s songs sound the same, are about the same thing, and the lyrics are retarded. I love them, and so do you. We can’t help it. We love sex, drugs, and hepatitis infested frontmen. But this song, Porno Star, just takes the stupid lyrics prize. Read the rest of this entry »
Dog Toy or Sex Toy
Let’s play a game, shall we?
I’ve gathered some photos of toys available for purchase around the web. You guess which are dog toys and which are sex toys. Read the rest of this entry »
