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The Week in Screen Captures

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 Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….

…THE INTERNETS


mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles

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March 26, 2008 at 10:44 pm

Time Travel Mongoloid

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Our beloved incoming searches.

own the mantle
It’s now officially lame to
use the slang ‘own’.
Thanks alot, AmericanGreetings!

time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
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February 8, 2008 at 5:27 am

Anti-anti-consumerism

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It appears that way, items before you throw them away.
- Soylent Ape (in his sleep)

I was looking for a site that I remember seeing a long time ago. I thought it was anticonsumerism.com. I was wrong. Seems it’s being squatted on by someone who desperately needs to consume a dictionary.


AntiConsumerism: Your shopping portal! I wonder if they sell IronyTM

I still haven’t found the site I wanted, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t it, either. Stoopid Go Ogle.

Related posts: I dream of eBay with real human hair - The Scat of Luxury
Ration Reality Comics: Retail Therapy - What’s an integrity?

Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 11, 2007 at 4:27 am

What’s wrong with you people?

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It’s that time again, kids! A list of RationReality’s favorite incoming searches, linked up to the related posts and/or in-site searches. Oh, yeah, and a picture of boobies, too. Read the rest of this entry »

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November 18, 2007 at 4:11 am

My shit’s on random

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Lots of my arts that never quite made it into posts.


I lol’d Ghandi, because I’m a bad person. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

October 14, 2007 at 2:15 am

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