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Porn is AWESOME

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I love porno-puns. Check it:

pirates of the carribbean

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April 4, 2008 at 7:42 am

Posted in nsfw, parody, porn, ribaldry

What’s wrong with you people?

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It’s that time again, kids! A list of RationReality’s favorite incoming searches, linked up to the related posts and/or in-site searches. Oh, yeah, and a picture of boobies, too. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

November 18, 2007 at 4:11 am

Four Pillars of the Male Heterosexual Psyche

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“We’ve turned the internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms.” 

This is why Coupling is my favorite cancelled britcom.
In this clip, Steve is being teased about a vhs tape Lesbian Spank Inferno, which his g/f found in his vcr.

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 24, 2007 at 3:31 am

A Gokkun Proposal

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This post was written to focus the power of horny American wankers on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. To date, more than 12 visitors have given in excess of than 300 cups of seminal fluid.

The seminal fluid donated by wanks at Ration Reality is distributed to those in need by The Boxing Bishops and Chicken Chokers’ Network. 100% of spume collected goes to hungry women and children across the globe.

All of us here at RR are also deeply moved by the humanitarian efforts by the Japanese adult film industry.

Hunger: Do you know the facts? Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

August 21, 2007 at 4:25 pm

Christian Domestic Discipline

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August 20, 2007 at 7:04 am

A little somethin for the ladies

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and approx 10% of the gents, if the census is to be trusted.

Surely you folks know by now that we are never safe for work, right?

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 26, 2007 at 2:37 pm

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