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Lame Secrets
“I give handjobs for money, but I’d do it for free”
“I married a black woman to prove I’m not racist”
“I’m sleeping with my son’s wife”
Admit it, you love PostSecret. You read it everyday. You wish you had a dirty little secret to share. Most people just aren’t that interesting. For many of us, that’s our biggest secret.
“I’m normal”
Good luck getting that on the front page. Fear not, my boring friends. We here at RationReality believe you are just as worthy of voyeurism as those filthy sin-mongers. To that end, we present: Lame Secrets.
I had soup today. (thx, anonymous contributor) Read the rest of this entry »
The 12 vids of Christmas
Since RR will be taking a few days to celebrate Christmas and New Years, we thought we’d leave you with a few vids to get you in the spirit, Ration Reality-style! (Read only one each day–that way, it’ll seem like we’re continuing to post things daily, even when we’re getting wasted on egg nog and Everclear.) Read the rest of this entry »
We Are the Youth Gone Litigious
You can’t swing a chain without hitting a lawyer in the United States of America today. Yet, the nation’s Law Schools keep cranking them out. Consequently, in order to create a healthy career for themselves, lawyers are being forced to get creative. Read the rest of this entry »
A Gokkun Proposal
This post was written to focus the power of horny American wankers on a specific humanitarian need: the eradication of world hunger. To date, more than 12 visitors have given in excess of than 300 cups of seminal fluid.
The seminal fluid donated by wanks at Ration Reality is distributed to those in need by The Boxing Bishops and Chicken Chokers’ Network. 100% of spume collected goes to hungry women and children across the globe.
All of us here at RR are also deeply moved by the humanitarian efforts by the Japanese adult film industry.
Hunger: Do you know the facts? Read the rest of this entry »
