Archive for the ‘nsfw’ Category
What’s wrong with you people?
It’s that time again, kids! A list of RationReality’s favorite incoming searches, linked up to the related posts and/or in-site searches. Oh, yeah, and a picture of boobies, too. Read the rest of this entry »
LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader
It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good. – Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.
Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1
Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you. Read the rest of this entry »
The Erotic Clipart Alphabet
I love weird clip art almost as much as I love erotic art. I’m quite fond of the alphabet, as well. Win+Win+Win!
Sex, Drugs, and Stupid Lyrics
All of BuckCherry’s songs sound the same, are about the same thing, and the lyrics are retarded. I love them, and so do you. We can’t help it. We love sex, drugs, and hepatitis infested frontmen. But this song, Porno Star, just takes the stupid lyrics prize. Read the rest of this entry »
Dog Toy or Sex Toy
Let’s play a game, shall we?
I’ve gathered some photos of toys available for purchase around the web. You guess which are dog toys and which are sex toys. Read the rest of this entry »
Bizarre Foreign Commercials, Vol. 2
By popular demand, Ration Reality revisits the vast whatthefucktitude of international broadcast advertising. Just remember, you wanted this. It’s all for you, Damien. All for you…
Canadian Convenience Store Beverage
If Dr. Freud had lived to see this unbelievable spot from the frozen north, it would have killed him. Not only would it have ended his life, but it would have done so in spectacular cartoon fashion with steam coming from his ears, eyes bulging from their sockets and hair bolting up from his scalp. The sexual subtext of this ad is so straightforward, even my parents could see it. Read the rest of this entry »
The Nipple Extractor
Nipple Extractor
Winter is coming soon, kids. The dry indoor heat can make one’s skin all itchy. When I was living in the cold, cold north, my skin would get so dry in the winter, my nipples would actually peel. You ladies, I’m sure, can understand the discomfort. Men folks, imagine your head (the one you think with when you go here) flaking, peeling, and itching so badly you can’t sleep. Don’t even think of scratching – it’s much too sensitive. Read the rest of this entry »
