Archive for the ‘nsfw’ Category
Love Carrots
Love Carrots and Other Vegetables is a photo blog about loveable mutant veggies, coupled with clever observations. Proving once more the internet rule: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
Don’t fret, yam-munchers — They got vaginas too …
The Amyl KnightRider
I was bored so I made this. I made this because I was bored.
Amyl Knightrider
If you huffed poppers all day, you’d talk to your car, too.
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Time Travel Mongoloid
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time travel mongoloid <- Ok, that’s the title of my next book.
womens forced hair cutt
How to get your wife to screw a girl <- stuff her with peanut butter. No, wait…that’s for a dog.
safe for work porn
learn me fisting
origination of the clap terminology for <- Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!
rick is the ruler of the world
how rapists feel <- with their penises, I think
when we want your opinion we’ll give it <- There’s a character limit on our stats. I figure it ends with “in the ass”
pics animals sucking on womens breasts <- someone has an orphaned litter of pups to feed.
pete doherty bitch nigga Read the rest of this entry »
Bagel Surfs the Web: Homemade Sex Toys
Creative? Bored? Horny? Boy, do I have somethin’ for you!
Homemade Sex Toys – DIY dildos for DIY sex!
The toys on the site are broken down into 2 categories: Toys for Men and Toys for Women. With 12 entries in the men’s category, and only 3 for the ladies (I’m not counting “blanket pull” – that’s just lame), the website seems bent towards the male reader. The illustrations totally make up for it: Read the rest of this entry »
Free Hookers in Prague…with a catch
While selling sex is legal in the Czech Republic, one Prague brothel, Big Sister, won’t sell it to you. It’s free. You walk right in, choose your girl, sign a waiver, and bang the night away– all for free. No catch! Unless you count that waiver… Read the rest of this entry »
Art or Porn: Can’t it be both?
We encourage our children to appreciate art. We drag them to smelly old museums, make them sit in classrooms studying art history, and beat them over the head with this high-brow culture. We require proof of age for the purchase of pornographic material. We are thrilled when a new art museum opens in our neighborhood, but do not permit titty-bars within range of schools or churches.
As a culture, we are so ashamed of our pornographic habit, that we put such works in a lower class, separate from art. We argue over what is art and what is porn. We write papers defining the boundaries.
Why?
I am a woman. I love looking at the nude human form. I enjoy watching sexually explicit acts. I am not ashamed. I like to think of it as God’s Art.
Art is supposed to make us feel something, get a reaction from is. Is it not?
My Credentials:
I have none. I was a hard-sci major, and know nothing of art. I shall use the following naked pictures to distract you from my ignorance. Read the rest of this entry »
Inappropriate Clipart
When I see an awesome bit of clip art, I save it for eventual use here at ЯR. My arts folder is getting too crowded, so I’m going to share with you some of my favorites. A few I’ve made, the rest have been ganked from various places across the innertubes. If anyone knows the origin of any of them, please let me know so I can give credit.
You might not wanna look at these while at work, unless your tech dept. appreciates cartoons of frottage, foot worship, bestiality, and autofellatio.
