The Week in Screen Captures

 Behold, more actual ads ‘n such, captured from my journeys in the bizarre realm of….

…THE INTERNETS

mmmm….certified organic Labradoodles

The Myspace Suicide Massacre

 Deviant told me if I didn’t post this, he would flirt with me until I hanged myself. Threats are hot.

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The entry which you are about to read is a fictionalized reinactment of the tragedy which befell a pair of suburban families, in particular Megan Meier and her non-existant Myspace boyfriend Josh Evans… For them, an idyllic summer afternoon myspace exhange became a nightmare. The events of that day were to lead to the discovery of one of the most bizarre crimes in the annals of American history.

The Myspace Suicide Massacre!!!

MySpace Manners as Interpreted by a Little Kitten

Advice from Discouragement Kitten

Question:
Dear Discouragement Kitten:

I have a MySpace etiquette question I would like to ask you. If your “friend” has a profile song that you really really like, is it rude to put the same song on your own profile? And if so, is there a statute of limitation, with when passing, said act would no longer be considered rude or “biting”?

Sincerely,

Manners confused

Answer:
Dear Manners confused:

What the fuck ever gave you the idea that I’d be a good source for proper fucking etiquette?  Is my blog titled Dear Fucking Manners Kitten?  No, it’s Schadenfreude -

An open letter to Chrysler

 Dear Chrysler,

On Wednesday, September 12, 2007, I was checking the MySpace page I maintain for this website, when a Google AdSense advertisement caught my eye. It seems we can learn more about the genocide in Darfur, and perhaps even help save the lives of children by buying a new Chrysler.

Dead 50s: Wasted, Unfaded, Semi-educated

 

ЯR             September’s Official Band: The Dead 50s             ЯR

I wear my pride on the inside, and I wear my coat when it’s cold.
Don’t mind my striped tube socks. It’s only harmless fun.
-Short Bus, The Dead 50s

Making MySpace useful

Yes, bloggers. There is a use for myspace.

Aside from all the trojan-infested ringtones you can download, myspace is a great image host.

Pedophilia: funny, or just plain wrong?

Discouragement Kitten made this. Her lolcats are always so much more offensive than mine. I love DK. If you use myspace, go make friends with her, and leave her a comment. She will send you her lolcats.

While you’re on myspace, go add RationReality too!

But first: READ THIS!  Our good buddy Deviant has written an article that might just be too offensive to post on RationReality. I never thought that day would come. I would sooo touch him where he pees.

-bagel

The Internet: Fun while it lasted

Have you heard the news?

You tell anyone, I’ll kill your family

I can’t for the life of me figure out why ichc doesn’t want my lolcats. I mean, it’s a family site, and here’s one about family love! What gives, chz?

How to be: A MySpace / Facebook Stalker

There was a time when being a pervert or obsessed psychopath  entailed a whole lot of work like timing school bus schedules, constantly dry-cleaning floor-length overcoats and obtaining chloroform without attracting suspicion.  Now, modern technology has intervened, making stalking easier and more fun than ever.  Like to get in on the bug-eyed, clenched teeth fun?  Just follow these steps, you psycho-fuckin’-path!