The Chicago Bulls Logo Conspiracy

When I was a child, someone showed me the Chicago Bulls logo, upside down, and pointed out that it was, in fact, a robot sitting on a park bench reading the bible.  My little mind was blown. 20 plus years later, I look at the logo and no longer see the bull. Just an upside down robot priest…

You, dear reader, have seen the proselyting robot menace, haven’t you?

I’ve made an art to clarify the danger we face:

The trippiest triptych

Why are they doing this? What do these robot overlords want from us?
Please, America. Rise up against the cybernetic oppressors before it’s too late!

Everything makes more sense when poorly animated.

 

Never Forget

 

Today is September 11. 
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The Fantastic Voyage of Billy The Bullet

One free internet to anyone who’ll transcribe this for me.

I think it’s supposed to be anti-gun, but it just makes me want to shoot people, so my bullets can play.

Soy says it needs more funny. Jesse just got pissed off. I lol’d!

What do you think?

Update: The public has spoken! 

Dear fucking God! I love this guy!

Kill your TV! Watch JohnnyTV!

-bagel

I Hate Telemarketers…

But I’m not as creative as this guy.

Most creative thing I’ve ever done was try and get the annoying fuckers to have phone sex with me. Now, granted, that did get them to stop calling me … most of them.