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Autofellatio Kitten Loves You
Art is the gift of God, and must be used unto his glory.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
♥ Autofellatio Kitten loves you. ♥
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The Circumcision of Jesus
Loltheist made me do it. They’re a bad influence on my artistic integrities!
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Lolkill, the holiday edition
A merry follow up to LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader
LolThulhu: Cthulhu was the only thing left
LOLTHULHU
CTHULHU FHTAGN CHEEZBURGER
Pets? Check! - Astronauts? Check! – Robots? Check! – Roadkill? Check! – StarTrek? Check! – Softcore gay Porn? Check! Tony Danza? Check! – Programing languages? Check! - Depictions of Christianity in Classical art? Check! RSS blog feeds? Check! A specific monster god from an old horror novel? Ohhhh! I think I foun… No, wait… Cthulhu = Check!
It’s official. Everything has been lol’d. Someone hurry and invent new things so they can be lol’d! Oh, and for the record: We are merely innocent web surfers. We sooo didn’t do this. Read the rest of this entry »
Happy Hanuchihuahua!
It’s Hanukkah, and I’m here to say:
You killed my Lord, but that’s ok!
Happy Hanukkah to you!
May the Hanuchihuahua bring you the best basket of stupid chocolate coins and lame wooden toys ever!
Now, go read this: Save the world, pitch your menorah!
At times such as these, is it really that wise to think that we could save the world through FEWER prayers? Apparently some environmentalists think so, as they are encouraging Jews to light one less candle for Hanukkah.
Also, it talks about saving the world via unhygienic sex.
LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader
It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. “They all eat one another!” he cried, and called it evil. This process I examined, changed the verb, said, “They all feed one another,” and called it good. – Charlotte Perkins Gilman
Roadkill + lol = lolkill.
Like lolcats, but deader.
Wait for it…wait for it… wait for it… LOL!!!1
Squirrel Jesus died for ur sins. Squirrel Jesus loves you. Read the rest of this entry »
My shit’s on random
Lots of my arts that never quite made it into posts.
I lol’d Ghandi, because I’m a bad person. Read the rest of this entry »
LOLTheist: Blasphemy is Teh Funneh
What do you get when an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian start a lol site?
LOLTheist.com
Finally, kids. A lolsite that appreciates my arts!
In the words of … uh, I’m not sure which one of them I was talking to…
It’s a team blog. There are three of us: an atheist, an agnostic, and a Christian. (The Christian started it.) The whole idea started out with a comment in someone else’s blog about something like “God helps those that helps themselves” and someone said “God’s not like some magic cookie, which is too bad, because hey: magic cookie!” Of course that led to, “Who eated my cookie?” and the very first post “God maked you a cookie, but he eated it.” After that, we all just went nuts with the theme and decided it really needed its own blog. That was … um … end of June this year. The site just recently started taking off as more people have come to find out about it.
It’s been hilarious — there are some submissions we’ve posted that were like “meh” and they’ve turned out to be hysterical to someone, and others that we died laughing at that others were like “funnay not found.”
I love the Danza
Tony Danza. Lol’d. Loldanza 4eva!1
y hello thar – I’m Tony Danza
**I move away from the mic – cuz I’m Tony Danza Read the rest of this entry »
MySpace Manners as Interpreted by a Little Kitten
Advice from Discouragement Kitten
Question:
Dear Discouragement Kitten:
I have a MySpace etiquette question I would like to ask you. If your “friend” has a profile song that you really really like, is it rude to put the same song on your own profile? And if so, is there a statute of limitation, with when passing, said act would no longer be considered rude or “biting”?
Sincerely,
Manners confused
Answer:
Dear Manners confused:
What the fuck ever gave you the idea that I’d be a good source for proper fucking etiquette? Is my blog titled Dear Fucking Manners Kitten? No, it’s Schadenfreude - Read the rest of this entry »
