Dictators upholding my pants

Fidel Castro Pewter Belt Buckle

Found this today on Amazon. I want it, and I don’t know why.

I’m going to throw some site news at you. If you’re new around here, don’t bother — you won’t care.

Great googlie mooglie

It’s that time again, kids!

Our favorite incoming searches, this time linked up to the related (?!) posts…

• why is whoring on myspace illegal now?
• NAKED MICHIAGAN WEMAN
• Al-Qaeda bakes little boys
• teats with milk sex videos free
• Jeanne Tripplehorn sodomy Basic Instinct
• myspace hack august private pictures 200
• hanging labia pics
• gary coleman model railroader

Is this really the best we can do?

We got tagged. Fuck you very much, WPMB!

I think I’m supposed to list our 5 best posts. I’m not really sure, as I didn’t actually read it. We’re a 3 person team, so we’ve each chosen the best of our own work, plus one of our comics and a contributor post.

• The Bagel of Everything: J.D. Salinger is Naked
• Jesse Custer: Chocolate Soldier
• Soylent Ape: Hip-Hop Hitler
• RationReality Comics: Mommy, am I going to hell?
• Contributor: Freedom of Speech Strikes Back by Deviant

Lol Feeds: hahahaha … wait, what?

LolFeeds: Lolcats for every occassion

My new favorite thing.

RationReality RSS feed on random cat photos   <–just click it

All the pictures below are linked up to the related posts.

Please note that these are RANDOM pictures, captioned automatically from our feed.

It’s really just like a chocolate craving

As our faithful readers know, we at RR are moderatly entertained by incomming searches. I often google the more interesting ones myself. I suppose it’s ego-surfing for bloggers.  When a search came in for “crack reality”, I had to check it out. Alas, we were not the number one google result. Something much better was.

CrackReality.com’s list of Things Crackheads Say!

A little find/replace action and we’ve got:

RationReality.com’s list of Things Bloggers Say!

• “I am using cocaine to wean myself off the blog!! You just do not understand!”
• “When you say blog it sounds so bad, that’s why I call it coke”.
• “That’s all in the past now; I realized I could either have you or blogs, and I love you too much to lose you”
• “You know, I don’t say anything about that Paxil you take.  It’s the same thing. Your addicted to Paxil.”
• “I am the king”
• “There is someone in the bushes again”
• “Get this straight: I am a blog addict.  But I am not a blog head. Believe it or not, there is a difference.”
• “I don’t have sex with the women.  We just blog together.”
• “It’s really just like a chocolate craving”
• “It’s not a physical addiction.”
• “I just have to go there one more time, just to say good-bye to my friends.”

Our readers are lazy

You people have been slacking.

Submit your work

Pedophilia: funny, or just plain wrong?

Discouragement Kitten made this. Her lolcats are always so much more offensive than mine. I love DK. If you use myspace, go make friends with her, and leave her a comment. She will send you her lolcats.

While you’re on myspace, go add RationReality too!

But first: READ THIS!  Our good buddy Deviant has written an article that might just be too offensive to post on RationReality. I never thought that day would come. I would sooo touch him where he pees.

-bagel

A little somethin for the ladies

and approx 10% of the gents, if the census is to be trusted.

Surely you folks know by now that we are never safe for work, right?

All your Lego are belong to Jesus

 

Maybe the best thing EVER!

http://thebricktestament.com       <– Update again: It’s back up now! YAY!

Bible stories, illustrated with Lego blocks.

Here are some of my favorite photos, taken delightfully out of context:

We are but whores

Jesse, our fantabulous artist, has come up with some fun artwork to promote the site.
If you love us and have a corner of the web you call your own, please pimp us!

Copying the code in the little boxes will give the results shown above each box.
If you use any of it, let us know and maybe, just maybe, we will give you a kiss.