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That’s just wong!

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RationReality.com -- it's just wong.

Minorities + The GIMP = Fun for the whole family

 Lately, it seems I’ve been picking on the proud African race.
(Ex: 1, 2, 3)
To make it up to ya’ll, I’ve made this.
Should balance the scales, doncha think?

Photocredit/Future Plaintiff: Rosheila

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm

Nobody messes with the haunted house guy

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Russell Tavares iz n0t a nird Fire Controlman 2nd Class Petty Officer Russell Tavares was sentenced to 7 years imprisonment for taking shit entirely too seriously. 

According to the AP, Tavares drove from Virginia to Texas, to burn down the trailer-home of someone who called him a nerd over the nets.

I’m thinking, he simply misunderstood the term “flame war”.

The victim, John G. Anderson, A.K.A. “crazy ass haunted house guy,” incited Russel’s wrath by posting  ”a digitally altered photo making Tavares look like a skinny boy in high-water pants, holding a gun and a laptop under a Revenge of the Nerds sign

“Before this happened, the rule was: Nobody messes with the haunted house guy,” Anderson said.

Yeah, dude totally had it commin’. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

July 27, 2007 at 9:34 am

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