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Programmed for love, she can be quite tender

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Our homeboy Frontier Former Editor wrote this for us.


Programmed for love, she can be quite tender…

God love the Japanese–at least it’s not tentacle sex.

One Japanese company is striving to meet the future demand for sex dolls that don’t require air pumps or inhuman lung capacity. Read the rest of this entry »

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February 13, 2008 at 9:34 am

The O-Face Game

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It’s that time again: Crappy Catalog Season. I hate those tree murdering,  mailbox overfillers, but I can’t help flipping through the more colorful ones.  Especially Spilsbury. Their products are flimsy crap, but shiny flimsy crap, so that makes it ok. This may be the most awesome novelty game ad ever:


SHOCKING DUEL

How long can you hang on? Both contestants grab hold of a handle, then prepare for shocks of increasing intensity and duration. Shocking Duel will sort out the men from the boys!

Excuse me?

More crappy posts about shitty gifts:
Jesus Saves … guitar picks? - The Nipple Extractor - The Scat of Luxury - The tiniest Santa

We just switched themes, so expect some complications. Please let us know of any issues.

Written by The Bagel of Everything

December 2, 2007 at 3:17 am

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