Mommy, am I going to hell?

Alot has changed in the 9 months since ЯR began. I’ll bet most of you don’t even know we used to have our own comic! I’m going to try re-starting the strip. In the mean time, I’m reposting my favorite of the batch. Recaption it or any of our comics…if I like it, I’ll art it up and post it with cred.

Our comics are archived here.

12 things I hate about being a serial killer

The media portrays serial killing as all glitz, glamour, and bludgening. I’ll admit, it is the best job I’ve ever had, but the downsides are killers. Oh, lookie! A pun! I kill me!

And you thought a sociopath couldn’t have a sense of humor! Doesn’t it just make you want to bite your face off?

Ok, enough good natured fun. Here’s my list.

12 things I hate about being a serial-killer

1.  Cheating ass maggots. Sure, they tickle my hoohoo lovingly when I’m riding a stiff corpse, but then they go and turn in to flies and fly away to find another body-closet keep them warm at night. Ungrateful fucking sluts.

2. Cheap, chinese made icepicks. I can’t tell you how many living dolls I’ve lost to inferior icepicks breaking off in the eyesocket. Well, I could tell you, but then I’d have to… you know.

3. Charity Thrift Shop Workers. Serial killing is messy work. I often have to burn my clothes to expunge evidence. Also, I like to dress up my playthings. I have to replace my wardrobe several times over each year — that can be expensive! The Goodwill and Salvation Army are big helps, and I’m glad the money I spend goes to help the community, but the people there are seriously creepy.

4. The police artist sketch makes me look fat. Also, like a man.  

It’s Foamy the motherfuckin Squirrel, bitch!

Neurotically Yours is a cartoon series featuring Foamy the Squirrel. It’s the best cartoon in the world; If you don’t agree, you are wrong and should harm yourself immediately.

 
A beginner’s guide to being a bitch-hermit

Rest in Peace – In Advance: Audrey Tautou

Rest in Peace (in advance) Audrey Tautou 1978-2020

On November 4, a new series began here at RationReality, in which we celebrate the lives of our favorite celebrities by writing their about their eventual deaths. We do this to quiet the deep soul-stirring fear that we will be too busy to care on the day these Gods among men actually meet their end.  To this end, Soylent Ape brings us our second edition of Rest in Peace – In Advance.

Ration Reality PreBituary: Audrey Tautou (1978-2020)

WTF Films: I Wanna Be a Squirrel

 

The worst part: Soy and I actually know this guy. He’s the drummer for Craptain Jack and the Shmees. RobDogtheParrot has this to say about his film: “Bored. Dead squirrel. Dave Brockie Experience. It just all came together.”

Related posts: WTF Films: Once a Year - LolKill: Like LolCats, but deader

I wonder…do you think, maybe..it could be the same squirrel?