Pete Doherty Cracks Cats Up

Wannabe “rock star” Pete Doherty used to merely annoy me with his posturing. His insistence of following the well-worn rock ‘n’ roll chemical highway traveled by Keith Richards, Johnny Thunders and Iggy Pop before him is neither original nor particularly noteworthy. Getting busted, overdosing and getting tossed out of bands for excessive drug abuse is by no measure new in the world of popular music, circa now.

It’s his perogative to fuck up his body and mind and, at least in Britain, it’s given the model/poet/musician/fuckup an assload of publicity courtesy of the insidious red-ink press. However, Doherty crossed a major line recently, and his offense should not be ignored.

A suburban housewife’s guide to mid-90′s gangsta rap music

Alright, ladies. Before delving into the realms of true gangsta rap, we need to familiarize ourselves with a few key terms. Dictionary.com is a fine source of reference for such an endeavor.

gangsta (gāng’sta) n, adj
(Black English) a member of a youth gang

rap (rāp) n. Slang
A talk, conversation, or discussion.
A form of popular music developed especially in African-American urban communities and characterized by spoken or chanted rhyming lyrics with a strong rhythmic accompaniment.
A composition or performance of such music.

nigga n., [nig-ga]
(ethnic slur) extremely offensive name for a colored person; [syn: negro]

Everything that has ever been funny ever

This video contains everything funny that has ever been on the internets, ever. If you’ve seen something you think is funny and it isn’t in this video, you are wrong and you should feel bad. GTFO.

 

 

It’s really just like a chocolate craving

As our faithful readers know, we at RR are moderatly entertained by incomming searches. I often google the more interesting ones myself. I suppose it’s ego-surfing for bloggers.  When a search came in for “crack reality”, I had to check it out. Alas, we were not the number one google result. Something much better was.

CrackReality.com’s list of Things Crackheads Say!

A little find/replace action and we’ve got:

RationReality.com’s list of Things Bloggers Say!

• “I am using cocaine to wean myself off the blog!! You just do not understand!”
• “When you say blog it sounds so bad, that’s why I call it coke”.
• “That’s all in the past now; I realized I could either have you or blogs, and I love you too much to lose you”
• “You know, I don’t say anything about that Paxil you take.  It’s the same thing. Your addicted to Paxil.”
• “I am the king”
• “There is someone in the bushes again”
• “Get this straight: I am a blog addict.  But I am not a blog head. Believe it or not, there is a difference.”
• “I don’t have sex with the women.  We just blog together.”
• “It’s really just like a chocolate craving”
• “It’s not a physical addiction.”
• “I just have to go there one more time, just to say good-bye to my friends.”