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Vote Keywork in 08

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You decide. Or not. It’s really not my business.

A funny thing happened in these comments. Our loyal reader Keywork announced to the world that he is, in fact, a raccoon, and he yiffed my mother. A time machine was apparently involved, as he is my father. That’s when it started getting weird. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

October 25, 2007 at 4:32 am

WTF Films: Even cowboys need eyebleach

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Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 28, 2007 at 4:26 am

Your First Source for Chicken Labia

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 Random Awesome Comment: 
I’m starting to think, everything I need to learn, I do from here. Stiletto on All your Lego are belong to Jesus 

We get alot of interesting incoming searches at ЯR. The best of these we check out ourselves. When I saw Chicken Labia, I couldn’t resist. We’re number one, fools! (For now…the googles are fickle) Read the rest of this entry »

Written by The Bagel of Everything

September 9, 2007 at 12:59 am

I’ve Said It Before, I’ll Say It Again …

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… but the Japanese are fucking strange people.

 

 

My Japanese is a little rusty, but I’m pretty sure the translation on this works out sorta like this:

 Girl:  My boyfriend spends all his time reading tentacle-rape Manga and groping schoolgirls on the train, so he has no time to touch my breasts anymore.  I have come here, Honorable Monkey-San, to offer my body to you.

Monkey: You fucking sicken me, and your breasts are cheap and paltry works of silicon.  Yet I shall still offer you a kiss as a consolation, because I am King Monkey!

Written by jessecuster

July 12, 2007 at 8:01 pm

Word of the Week: Fursecution

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WARNING: IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN ADVANCE THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING LINK IN THIS POST IS COMPLETELY, TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY, AND UTTERLY NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING WORK. NOT ONLY THAT, BUT IT’S ALSO NOT SAFE FOR FUCKING HUMANITY. YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL IS IN DANGER HERE.

IF YOU CLICK ON ANYTHING HERE AND IT GETS YOU FIRED OR DAMNED TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, YOU WERE FUCKING WARNED. DON’T COME BITCHING TO ME.

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Written by jessecuster

July 10, 2007 at 4:26 pm

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